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[@] Salt Week 2016 Jan 11-17 2016. - An impartial news report by Argo Today

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Dear readers,

I'm afraid there are no special effects, audio changes, or by chance filming of the incidents in this update.
Although it's entertaining af, anyone without a brain should now move along as they can only expect to see actual honest news reporting here on out.

The week of the January 11th up until 17th, judged as "Salt Week" (due to the rising usage of the terminology of "Salt") has witnessed a collective of rather confusing and devious state of affairs.

Argonath, traditionally a place of the people with the "in it together" mindset has been battered by people who are fixated on creating divide in an effort to bring about their own elitist hypocritical and arrogant sense of ideology.



Some of last weeks highlights.

The Salt Club Kids.
The rise in a quasi purely legitimate civil movement of cool club kids who are affiliated with LS mafia / crime lords, moving into Los Santos, testing the limits of innocent and good willed police officers.

Mask sales rise beyond October Halloween 2015
At-least for the economy, we have witnessed a rise in mask usages, the same masks which are apparently a fool proof device to avoid detection. The usage of these masks are unknown, but it is expected that it is for purely entertainment use.

A Mayor who is being targeted by criminals
We've witnessed a Mayor who has repeatedly come under attack from criminal entities. The Mayor may not be the best at bringing about his reforms or the reforms of his mandate, but it's sure as hell obvious there is an attempt for regime change.

The LS mayors speech saw nothing but protests by a small minority of people who are also believed to be affiliated with criminal entities.
A few people were shot, a few women had early births, but hey ho, another day in Argonath RPG.
The mayor seemed to have tried but a decision was taken by the FBI and SAPD to end the conference, earlier than planned.

The mayor was able to give a few interviews and it seems according to my best knowledge that what he had to say was not dramatic so it's clearly not news worthy like an allegation that someone is on the payroll or the reporting of the end of the world.

The end of ARPD officers
An alleged attempt is being made to strip citizens of the right to help the police to enforce laws and keep away crime by bringing an end to "Freecops" or ARPD officers of which they are officially known as. The last time this happened, the SAPD was free to pursue the many criminal tumbleweed fiends that appeared in stead of actual people.



These are but a few of the highlights brought to for the week of 11th January to 17th January 2016.
We hope you can use this impartial service as in effort to avoid propaganda that exists elsewhere and to make your own mind up on what's going on.

Feel free to discuss below and if you're interested in supporting actual honest news reporting... don't be afraid to mention it (via personal messaging less you wish to be assassinated or exiled).

Kind regards,

Monte Vladimirovich Montague


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I believe Argonath will be back as soon as the exams are over.
SA:MP server is currently in a decent state with a stable player base of around 20-25 people on a daily basis.


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Is this movie supposed to be about pissed off people insulting everyone?



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Is this movie supposed to be about pissed off people insulting everyone?
Nope, I just posted it since it has the same name as the "Salt week" :D

I believe Argonath will be back as soon as the exams are over.
SA:MP server is currently in a decent state with a stable player base of around 20-25 people on a daily basis.


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A full 5 salt rating on that one Bruce.

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Got a great laugh reading this, thanks! Always love a good satirical paper!



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Quality saltire. Keep it up!



 


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