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"Hidden ARPD Technology Leaked - Effective Against Criminals?"

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While browsing ArgoNet, looking at social media and pictures of cats and grannnies, an article appears on your news feed. You click it out of sheer curiosity.



"Hidden ARPD Technology Leaked - Effective Against Criminals?

According to inside sources, an "elderly researcher" somewhere in an underground bunker in a desert west of Las Venturas (we won't say where - we want to keep our sources secret!) bumped into a file cabinet at his office while walking groggily from always sleeping at his post when doing his usual paperwork. An old folder and some bottles of beer then fell out.

The elderly researcher said that the documents detailed an aborted Top Secret security research experiment by the Argonath Government. This weapon, if completed, was said to be so dangerous, the ARPD could possibly use it to suppress all human rights. (according to the "elderly researcher") With his life at stake from discovery by government agents and cardiac arrest from 10 flights of stairs because he was so damn old, the "elderly researcher" painstakingly smuggled a flier from the folder out of the facility.

Fortunately, we were able to secure a copy of this flier before the "elderly researcher" keeled over and died from cardiac arrest. Old cuntbag, he deserved it; his clothes stank of beer and piss anyway! And for the good of Argonath, we are releasing it to the public:



Failed Experiment or the ARPD's next weapon of police brutality and nazi dictatorship? YOU decide!"



You then close the article and resume your usual activities, as a news report comes on the TV about a recent outbreak of crazy old men and tinfoil-hat conspiracy theorist groups.

The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Hope this doesn't happen to ARPD's  :lol:


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Hope this doesn't happen to ARPD's  :lol:



RIP TAX DOLLARS. Calling up all the old folks to protest infront of Parliament house rn.


"People who value their privileges above their principles, will soon lose both."
Lawyers for the bois nep? :thonk:


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RIP TAX DOLLARS. Calling up all the old folks to protest infront of Parliament house rn.




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* eymas should try this with his tank.



 


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