teach me , or get shanked

[X~Shaheen~X]

teach me how to make a nice looking sigs

teach me effects - lightning clouds etc

teach me or get shanked

but please seriously help me out

[Carhartt]

Use google and search for every tutorial you can find, the solution : Learning by doing, it is the only way to learn it. 

[tiderman]

cDa posted a very nice link in another topic here..
http://www.tutorialfx.com/forums/

[cDa]

Yep read tutorialfx forums... all i learned was from there

[The_Wolf]

If cDa teached from there,then its a great place.He is a great Sig maker,i love his sigs!