SAPD Report 03/19/07-The recent uprising of the Mafia

[Kerr]

Then it gives examples.  :wow:

What? Can you rephrase that, i really dont get what you mean. :s

[Red_Clown]

The police definitley do not need more resources to combat the mafia (actually, do they need to combat us anyway?).

What they do need, however, is to organise/RP their raids (if they must raid), but as good cops are few in number, this doesn't look too likely

[rosskid12]

lol, Thats because all of the "Good Cops" have joined the mafia.

[Adam_Cooper]

Hey this is San Andreas what 'dya expect.

[Jcstodds]

  To utilize the true RPG potential that Argonath brings, i feel it is necassary to create a working role for the mafia.
  Currently, like all gang members + civilians they get sued and fined for anything and everything. They have no commands that can generate money (like the /suspect for police) apart from the MOLE missions which are unco-operative and ill rewarding. I think the drug smuggling and gun running ideas will work well with this skin, for cops alike (cheap guns for cops!!).

  As a cop myself i find the raid s on the mafia unnecassary as they are a cool bunch if guys, and dont really deserve it. So please create sum more comands to make the payment fair to both groups - and provide something for the mafia to do that is worth them being wanted for!

   

[WDoyle]

If It Comes To It The Mafia Will Have To Eat Pasta With Their Mama Like On Gta Liberty City Stories Which Aint Good
So Come On Guy's Let's Get This Command Made In Memory Of  'The Godfather'  In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns But In San Andreas The Cops Are More Danagerous Than Tony Blair With A Nuclear Bomb

[Kerr]

If It Comes To It The Mafia Will Have To Eat Pasta With Their Mama Like On Gta Liberty City Stories Which Aint Good
So Come On Guy's Let's Get This Command Made In Memory Of  'The Godfather'  In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns But In San Andreas The Cops Are More Danagerous Than Tony Blair With A Nuclear Bomb

In that case i assume the cops are harmless. Tony blair aint got the balls to nuke a country .

[Red_Clown]

Actually, we usually co-operate on "MOLE" missions - and usually split the cash.
And we could definitley use some commands/benefits, at the moment, the only incentives for joining the mafia are our overwhelming coolness and our co-operative work.

Although eating pasta is one of my favourite pastimes, i think the mafia could use some commands ,gun running sounds good,(although, when 0.2 comes out, maybe some businesses will come under our control).

@ Kerr, yeah, Tony's a bit useless, guess we'll have to wait for Gordon Brown before Wales gets what's coming to it.

[Jcstodds]

REPORT Update:

  The sale of Pasta has risen by 200%, due to the mafia being trapped indoors because of the fear of being graped by the police every 10minutes (graped = gang raped).

  George Bush has decreed war on Mars, due to the fault in his laser defence program and partly because of his acute retardism.
 
  For his 50th Birthday, Osama Binladen has recieved a further loan of money from America to fund his holy war jihad, after George Bush read the Qu'ran and forgot he is a Christian. He then realised who Binladen was and then bombed a random third world country to make up for it.

  Tony Blair has finally stood up for himself, by pulling out of the the war against mars, and instead in response to Wazza88, has said " i have got the balls to fire a NUKE!!".... and soon after a family of the native african tribe dukkadukka were blown into millions of pieces from the blast wave in the central parts of the Sahara desert.

Well done Tony, Will  Gordon Brown do better?......

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