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Reply #45 on: December 30, 2008, 09:37:06 am
One day on GTA IV Xbox 360 Multiplayer

Guy1: Where are you?
Guy2: I'm at happiness island, near the statue.
Guy1: Okay, I'll go get a chopper.
Arby: I have a chopper, I'll pick you up.
Guy2: Ok.... Sweet.
Guy1: Oh look, someone just joined.
xXxsm0k3g4ngsta4l1f3xXx: 'sup bitches!
Guy1: Oh no
Guy2: There should be an option to keep these DUMBASSES from joining!
xXxsm0k3g4ngsta4l1f3xXx: yo dawg, which one of you ladies wants to roll with this bad mothafcka'?
Arby: Do you always talk like that?
xXxsm0k3g4ngsta4l1f3xXx: Word, dawg!
Arby: Do your parents know?
Guy1: Probably not
Guy2: *chuckling*
xXxsm0k3g4ngsta4l1f3xXx: I aint got no mom and dad, I grew up on the streets 'yo.
Mic background noise: (Dad) Hey Jeremy! Time for bed!
xXxsm0k3g4ngsta4l1f3xXx: Aggh. *puts down mic*
Mic background noise: 5 more minutes dad!
Mic background noise: (Dad)No, turn it off and get in the bed.
Mic background noise: EEERG DAAAD! 5 more minutes!
Mic background noise: (Dad) Fine, but in 5 minutes, I expect you to turn it off, and get in the bed
Mic background noise: Arrgh okay!
xXxsm0k3g4ngsta4l1f3xXx: *picks up mic* I'm back bitches!
Guy1: *chuckles*
Guy2: Dude do you realize your mic was on the whole time?
xXxsm0k3g4ngsta4l1f3xXx: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Master Ch33f: Hey Arby, what's ^?
Arby: I'm playing with some noob that just joined.
Master Ch33f: That must be because he's playing with you
Master Ch33f: LOL.
Master Ch33f: What's his username?
Arby: xXxsm0k3g4ngsta4l1f3xXx:
Master Ch33f: Why you
Master Ch33f: He's on my friends' list! Gimme that! *swipes controller*
Master Ch33f: Hey Smoke, MC in the house
xXxsm0k3g4ngsta4l1f3xXx: Yo chief, sup!
Arby: Oh for Christ's sake
Master Ch33f: Hey smoke, lets go cap some bitches
xXxsm0k3g4ngsta4l1f3xXx: I heard that, mothaf'cka!
Mic background noise: (Dad) WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, JEREMY! And didnt I tell you to turn this shit off?
Mic background noise: But dad, my friend just came on!
Mic background noise: (Dad)I dont care, turn it off, and get into bed.
Mic background noise: NOOOOOW!!! DAAAD EEERRG!
Master Ch33f: Tell your dad he's a fucking asshole
Mic background noise: DAAAD! STOP BEING SUCH A F*CKING ASSHOLE!
Mic background noise: (Dad) Give me that! Eeergh!
Mic background noise: DAAAAD YOU'RE SO MEAAAN! *screaming*
Mic background noise: (Dad) GIVE ME THAT! FUCK BITCH AGH FUCK!
Mic background noise: NOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOM!!!!!
Guy1: Aahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah
Guy2: Aaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah
Guy1: Dude that was priceless

haha :lol:

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Reply #47 on: December 30, 2008, 09:25:33 pm
Mr Hands finally got fulfilled.

Mr. Hands is stupid.

In fact, Mr. Hands is very, very stupid indeed. Or he was.

Mr. Hands's story gets more disturbing the deeper you go.

To begin: he is a man from Washington (state) who fucked a horse. More accurately: he is a man from Washington who somehow got a horse to fuck him. More specifically: he had a horse fuck him in the arse. And filmed it. Until it perforated his colon and killed him.

The video was allegedly one of many videos of men getting equinomorphically browndicked, in some kind of hellish bestial bordello in Seattle. Bestiality is in fact not illegal in the state of Washington (not that it's exactly applauded in the community either - the law just doesn't mention it either way), and this stable had been functioning as a zoophiliac's knocking shop for some time. Somehow, Mr. Hands was the first person to actually get killed by the anal penetration of an enormous horse cock...either that or the brothelkeeper simply ran out of space to bury Hands' body.

Tragically for Mr. Hands, horrifyingly for the rest of us, probably arousingly for some fuckheads out there, the video of the guy gettin' it on with the horse's 3 foot wang found its way, perhaps inevitably, to the internets, where it has quickly become the new Goatse. If you know where to look (i.e. this website), you can still find it, although watching it may kill your brain.

Addendum: to be fair to the sick fuck in the video, although it's assumed, it's not certain that he's the same man as the one who died, exposing the Bordello of Hay in the process. If that is the case, it is, however, safe to assume that he wishes he was.

Another addendum: as a point of interest, the complete list of US states without bestiality-prohibiting laws is as follows: Alaska, Arizona, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Hawaii, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, Ohio, Oregon, South Dakota, Texas, Vermont, Washington, West Virginia, and Wyoming. So, to any Zoophiles reading, you're really spoilt for choice. Also, fuck off out of it you sick freak.

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Reply #48 on: December 31, 2008, 09:53:53 am
Translation: I am so sick of ones and zeros.

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Reply #49 on: December 31, 2008, 10:23:40 am
Orly? Me too :o

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Reply #50 on: January 01, 2009, 06:26:08 am
stop reading this topic if you dont like ones and zeros then -_-
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