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Offline Cr4ig0Topic starter

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on: January 15, 2009, 08:51:31 pm
Hey, i thought that we could do with a funny stories topic cos there doesnt seem to be one...

I will Start: This is from a funny stories book, i found it in my bathroom had a quick glance and loled my head off at this one:

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A FORMER lecturer at the North of Scotland College of Agriculture in Aberdeen swears that this story, from the early 1960s, is true. A Chicken Farmer near Laurencekirk was losing a lot of his stock, despite the intervention of vets, and decided as a last resort to write to the college to see if they had any advice.
 'Every morning, when i go out, I find two or three more lying on the ground, cold and stiff, with their legs in the air. Can you tell me what is the matter?'
 A few days later he recieved a reply: 'Dear Mr. -----. Your hens are dead.'

Post yours and enjoy!  :D

I'm not even angry
i'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me.


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Reply #1 on: January 16, 2009, 05:21:24 pm
didnt make me laugh



 


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