Bill Gate's 11 rules of life

[Chase]

Here's some good advice from the most successful man in the world that should help all of you.

Rule 1: Life is not fair -- get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping -- they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Hope this helps.

[Dogmatic]

You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Of course..

[Caltson]

At some points i have to agree with him...

[Matthew_Cipricla]

How about:

12. Invest your stocks in a worthless looking company that has a nerd for the owner.

[stof]

the last one is soo true thats why im not mean to a nerds..and but im not nice to them either..i dont even kno there names but i sure hope they know mine for future

[Jubin]

the last one is soo true thats why im not mean to a nerds..and but im not nice to them either..i dont even kno there names but i sure hope they know mine for future

Hello Stof, My name is Jubin

[stof]

wanna be friends? like best friends? 

[Dmitry]

That's all true..
But seriously, I'm not going to flip burgers  :roll:

[stof]

HOLY SH*T Jubin..look what i got in that thing
"http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq/5fceea167a.gif" i cudnt even figure out how to get the pic on here :P

[Jubin]

No biggie, just call the computer nerd from the 2nd floor to get on it.

[lavamike]

Hello Stof, My name is Jubin

lol I took the old 1 & new 1  :razz:

[Jubin]

lol I took the old 1 & new 1  :razz:

oh, ok. Stof, get Lavamike from 2nd floor, he'll get you the pic uploaded.

[Proxan]

Hehe nice rules.

lol I took the old 1 & new 1  :razz:

Rather a nerd then a retard...