lmfao at the hooker one!
I suggest you tell your boss to just go on
www.Spruz.com and ... well you can make a great professional looking site there, i used it allot! :P.
You can also pay to get better things - help and stuff and basically, what youd get if you paid for porn - or what you think you'd get paid :P .
Why Spruz? because you can change your domain, you can even ask for them to give you email adresses on it, and its
EASY to maintain.
You can also make your own html / css or w,e thing... there are free Styles / formats or w.e you call them- skins and you can also have groups etc!
Just try it out! its free to make a acc - you dont have to pay, ever! but pay for better stuff !.