- If I were drunk, I wouldn't think about turning the PC on and going on a site, really.
- I heard you are 11? Childs shouldn't drink alcoholics.
- If I drank too much, my friends wouldn't let me come back home, they would make me vomit and keep me entertained.
I'm just a bit tipsy now, still I can think about what I'm writing and structure a decent phrase,
Happy new year.