Jokes with/about Chuck Norris (the real one :D)

[Argoplayer]

Chuck Norris actually died 2 years ago, but the Grim reaper is afraid to tell him.

lol

[TheRealStof]

chuck norris has no pubic hair..because hair doesnt grow on steel.

chuck norris counted to infinity...twice.

[TheGreasyChopper]

chuck norris counted to infinity...twice.

Already said that 

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, Twice.

[Marius]

Chuck Norris was punched only once - Since then, the sky is blue

Chuck Norris doesnt use condoms because there is no need for protection for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not interested to know what's the time coz he decides it.

Why in Chuck Norris' calendar it passes from 31 march to 2 april?
Noone tricks Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never does infarct. His heart is not that stupid to attack him.

When Chuck Norris cuts the onion, its not Chuck Norris who cries, its the onion.

There are no lesbi women, just the ones who havent met Chuck Norris yet.

Chuck Norris sleeps with his pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris has reached Mars yet, thats the reason theer;s no life in there.

Chuck Norris can applause with a single hand.

Chuck Norris donates blood regulary, but never his.

Once, Chuck Norris has burnt a forest while doing water tests.

You survive coz Chuck Norris let you.

Chuck Norris is known for his chastity but he admints he is the world's 8th wonder.

[CoolGuy295]

Chuck Norris is said to be an Extra-Terrestial as he doesn't need air, water or food to live. He just comes to Earth to show us his powers.