[CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!

[8793574]

Me and Cofiliano kidnapped Pancher in a taxi, got the whole SAPD and FBI on us.
In the end we were just dropping him off to his house at Bayside.

[Vukasin]

Once i RPed like invisible aliens are attacking me (I think Brokman was the cop that investigated). Then we went to that UFO Bar, where Chupacabra attacked me, so i shot all around, and died from wounds...

[9r2e5i3k]

Not really criminal, but I've evaded troubles with a cop.

An officer has pulled me over for supposedly going on the wrong side of the road. So he said I have to pay a $200 ticket. I offered that we dice for it, double or nothing. He agreed and after 3 draws, I won  and I drove off safely without paying the ticket.

NACUT says: iam going to put a ticket of 200 $
=AV=GrSanta says: can we pay dice? double or nothing
NACUT: WILL YOU PAY SIR OR NOT?
=AV=GrSanta tries his luck and rolls the dice.
The dice lands on the number 3.
NACUT tries his luck and rolls the dice.
The dice lands on the number 3.
=AV=GrSanta says: equal
=AV=GrSanta tries his luck and rolls the dice.
The dice lands on the number 6.
NACUT tries his luck and rolls the dice.
The dice lands on the number 6.
=AV=GrSanta says: lol
=AV=GrSanta tries his luck and rolls the dice.
The dice lands on the number 2.
NACUT tries his luck and rolls the dice.
The dice lands on the number 2.
=AV=GrSanta tries his luck and rolls the dice.
The dice lands on the number 6.
NACUT tries his luck and rolls the dice.
The dice lands on the number 5.
NACUT says: YOU WON

I hope criminals will learn to use their brain instead of just argue with cops being "abusers". Even the ARPD officers. FYI, you think that SAPD would agree to dice over a ticket? They'd just suspect me for bribery and kill :poke: