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When stopped by a cop

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on: August 06, 2007, 11:59:18 am
Hi

If i get pulled over by a cop, would this be a good opening line:

"Whats seems to be the officer, problem?"  :redface:

Southpark FTW!  :lol:



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Reply #1 on: August 06, 2007, 01:14:25 pm
Hey pig, don't you have anything better to do ?  :rofl:

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Reply #2 on: August 06, 2007, 01:35:24 pm
'sup donut belly?'

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Reply #3 on: August 06, 2007, 01:47:39 pm
Hey pig, don't you have anything better to do ?  :rofl:

haha :) couldn't find the sene where stan's dad says it to the cop dead drunk on youtube, but try search for the setence :p



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Reply #4 on: August 06, 2007, 01:57:57 pm
LOL Aaore what is ur Ingame nick?



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Reply #5 on: August 06, 2007, 02:42:58 pm
 :rofl: :lol: :D :) :conf: :trust: Not funny. :lol:



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Reply #6 on: August 06, 2007, 03:40:58 pm
LOL Aaore what is ur Ingame nick?

Well, got quite alot :/ thats why im banned atm.

:rofl: :lol: :D :) :conf: :trust: Not funny. :lol:

hehe :) helps if you've seen the southpark episode :) its called "Episode 914 - Bloody Mary"
http://www.southparkx.net/episodes/914-bloody-mary



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Reply #7 on: August 06, 2007, 07:03:22 pm
"Remember cop, i pay your salary"


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Reply #8 on: August 07, 2007, 06:16:49 pm
LOL Aaore what is ur Ingame nick?

Starting fresh with a new nick, dont know whats its gonna be yet but ille get back when i find one :)



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Reply #9 on: August 07, 2007, 06:35:14 pm
or my way!!
Police: Pull over
Me: no its a t-shirt but thx :D



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Reply #10 on: August 08, 2007, 05:14:51 pm
lol or a 3rd way my way

Im just driving along...cop pulls me over

Cop says: pull over sir
Me: Im a girl character...
Cop says: oh sorry anyway can i see your license?
Me: sure type /registration [my id at the time]
Cop: it says here u dont have a license
Me: yes i do
Cop: no u dont
Me: god dammit go to specsavers

then he drove of rofl how easy was that ( i didnt even have a license) hehehe  :lol:

I thought this was Obi1 and jizzed.


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Reply #11 on: August 08, 2007, 05:16:27 pm
this was my best one, althoughit wasfunnier when Ishouted it on TS...


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