Internet striking once again! Brazilian male wants to marry.. a goat!

[Mircea_Niko]

http://www.kanald.ro/Stiri/MOTIVUL-SOCANT-pentru-care-barbat-vrea-insoare-capra-din-batatura/
Source - in Romanian

Translation:

  A retired old brasilian male, aged 74 has scared an entire community! The man, former carpenter, dad of 8 children is decided to marry one of his goats, Cermencita, aged.. 5. Maybe it will be shocking, but, the epic pair will have a religious job also.

   The so-called marriage will be officiated in a strange church, called Diablos Church, and the priest that will be officiating the ceremony is called Tom the Devil. The old man, now without a wife, is replying the so courious people why he would like to marry a goat: Shes not speaking, shes not asking for money, shes not shopping and shes not going to be pregnant.

   Despite those shocking declarations made by the old groom, the priest declared that the man only needs somebodys company and that there arent going to be any private relationships between them. Its not the only goat he has. He loves the animals. He only needs somebodys company. No problems regarding the private moments, declared Tom Devil. But many courious people commented the fact that the old man couldnt just resist. What do you think about this?
   
   OMG.. INTERNET, YOU MAKE ME VOMIT!!!

[Mircea_Niko]

   Original subject deleted, instead the empty topic is now occupied with this article - in case administrations wants to know.

[SugarD]

Funny that you post this. At work the other day, I saw someone's pickup truck with some pretty profane writing on it, of which the back window itself had writing saying, "JUST MARRIED TO A BEAUTIFUL...GOAT". Obviously the attack on the vehicle was meant to be negative, but given the news article you posted, I find the timing to be hilariously ironic.

[Thom]

And that's the wife xD

[TiMoN]

And that's the wife xD

I wouldn't be surprised if that wasn't one of Conroy's sheep-trafficking jobs..

[Mikal]

And that's the wife xD

Shes cute

[Omar Aly]

Now I'm not sure who to marry... The goat, the old man, or Tom the devil..