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[GUIDE] Car Accident RP guide by Wata (the asshat)

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on: November 17, 2007, 11:39:37 pm
Here we are. If this guide is in the incorrect board, please move it.

-Wata the 1337 nub asshat was riding his bike through the streets calmly. It was a nice day, sun was shinning, and the asshat grinning. While he was whistling his favorite tune, Ento, driving recklessly his army barracks while drunk, rubbed into a pole and lost control, shunted Wata’s bike. Naturally, Wata got dismounted from his bike, flew 10 feet in
the air, then hit the ground with his dick. The pain was unbearable for such poor smelly asshat, so he fainted.

-Ento, no longer under the effect of the vodka, realized he fucked Wata up. They had crashed in front of LSPD. Many people came to check what happened, mumbling “z0mg! Wtf happened here? Poor Wata, probably lost his dick…” 
Ento then tried to call the medics, but his cell phone was wrecked, and Wata didn’t have one because he is so dumb and can’t use one.

-Cuca, an officer who likes shouting “Olè!” “We r teh w1n!” and also likes “downcounts”, along with the 1337est partner, cYa, were nearby the accident, so he offered his cell phone to help. He called 911.

- Soon, a paramedic called Aosti, which happens to <3 Wata, carried him from the floor and threw him inside his Ambulance. There, he did the basic first aid. Wata was fine, but his dick wasn’t. So Aosti brought Wata to the “All Saints General Hospital.”

-There, five hours later, Aosti and his crew, composed by Layden, Mhill, Necks and Aosti, were able to put Wata’s dick in the place where it belongs.

-The operation was a success, but Wata’s dick has never been the same, he needs tons of Viagra.

Fin

So, following step-by-step:

-Ento and Wata had an accident: Instead of Wata reporting Ento, he decided to RP that accident, and it's important that casualty does /lay if his wounds are heavy.

- People came to check what happened: It’s important that people go and check what happened, saying things like “Oh my god, a young person and such a bad accident, lets pray for him…”. That effect makes the accident look cooler and real.

-Cuca called the paramedics, because Ento couldn’t: Ento lost his phone on the accident. Even though that on the scripts he has, on this RP he had wrecked it. Another important point is that witnesses should support the ones that are hurt, just like Cuca did;

-Paramedic comes into scene:  Another important point is that medic gets called by 911, not by public chat or PM, unless there is no medic on duty. If so, the witnesses should go get on paramedic duty. Keep in mind that the Medic and his crew is one of the most important parts.

-First aid technique: Basically there are three points: Breath, Blood, and Chock. First, check if the casualty is breathing correctly, if not, help him; Second, stop bleedings: Tourniquets are the way, you can use the /me command to get a small object plus some piece of cloth, hold it tight around the place where the blood comes from. Eg: If the casualty loses his finger, the tourniquet should be placed on the arm. Third: Treat Chock.

-Surgery: Use a hospital, I recommend not doing it inside an ambulance. Use the /me command to carry the person to a room, and if possible, get a medic crew. Sedating the patient sometimes is needed. Also, the medics should give the patient the feel that he is on good hands, and everything will be fine. Use your creativity.

-Conclusion: It’s nice to put the way everything ends, the consequences to the patient.
That concludes this Guide. I hope you liked it. If a doubt remains, post it here.
(Any similarity in the names used on this fiction story are purely coincidental) :devroll:

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Reply #1 on: November 17, 2007, 11:51:27 pm
Damn, how's your dick? :neutral:

What's written above is not necessarely something to rely on since it's written by RobbyMeister.


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Reply #2 on: November 17, 2007, 11:53:40 pm
Damn, how's your dick? :neutral:

rofl :rofl: well like I said... it has never been the same :lol:


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Reply #3 on: November 18, 2007, 12:20:11 am
ROFL this is soo funny man how is your dick!!?  :rofl: :rofl: btw, would Ento be any chance be me?  :lol: :rofl: :rofl:



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Reply #4 on: November 18, 2007, 12:25:10 am
LMFAO, Necks, Tobi, Layden, Aosti Cuca Ento...?  :rofl:

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Reply #5 on: November 18, 2007, 12:33:17 am
So now u guys know where the names are from...

Pure coincidence :devroll:


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Reply #6 on: November 18, 2007, 02:11:09 am
Rofl rofl rofl... man u are awesome  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

oh and by teh wai
* cDa shouts “Olè!” “We r teh w1n!"   :devroll: :devroll:

Damn wonder who those guys are... :D

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Reply #7 on: November 18, 2007, 03:26:35 am
Made a small update. :lol: I forgot about the 1337 cop cYa. :rofl:


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Reply #8 on: November 18, 2007, 08:59:17 am
If Tobi is a Obi rip off well im not very proud of him doing dick surgery isnt exactly what i had in mind in later years.

I thought this was Obi1 and jizzed.


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Reply #9 on: November 18, 2007, 09:56:37 am
I gotta be honest... Mhill thinks ur dick was kinda.. Fucked up.. *Cough* Viagra *Cough*...



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Reply #10 on: November 18, 2007, 02:20:30 pm
If Tobi is a Obi rip off well im not very proud of him doing dick surgery isnt exactly what i had in mind in later years.

Done.


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Reply #11 on: November 18, 2007, 02:44:38 pm
the Ento part is so ahem.. true, every time i come ingame i end up dancing on top of someones car naked, or crashing into peoples dicks cos i have some weird obsession with the vodka script in the bars..... :alc:



 


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