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on: January 25, 2008, 06:09:27 pm
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal  results.

The doctor  says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and  emotionally. Are you at peace with God?"

George  replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed  it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the Bathroom, *poof  *!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof *!, the light goes  off.
 
"Wow, that's  incredible," the doctor says.
 
A little  later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.

"Ethel," he  says, "George is fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof  *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof *! The  light goes off?"

"OH MY GOD!"  Ethel exclaims.

"He's pissing  in the fridge again!!!!"

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Reply #1 on: January 25, 2008, 06:10:50 pm
:rofl: :rofl: good one trix


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Reply #2 on: January 25, 2008, 06:29:06 pm
Hahahaha made me laugh  :rofl:



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Reply #3 on: January 25, 2008, 06:30:22 pm
I dont understand that joke maybe im blond? or NOT!

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Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 08:30:48 pm
ROFLMAO  :rofl: :rofl: good one trix  :rofl: :rofl:



 


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