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[Oliver]

Well news are funny too.

Pool got my daughter pregnant

A Polish mum is suing an Egyptian hotel after claiming her daughter got pregnant using their mixed swimming pool.

The bizarre claim surfaced as Magdalena Kwiatkowska demanded compensation after her 13-year-old daughter came back from the family holiday expecting a baby.

Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed they had received the complaint which states that the girl conceived because of stray sperm in the pool.

"The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case," said one travel industry source.

Lol at the naive mother.

[Jubin]

Well some of the highlights from Physics A- level exam 2001
Newton's II Law
Force applied on a body is directly proportional to the rate of change of momentum of the body or mass times acceleration (when proper units are chosen, F = ma).
This is what pupils came up with:

Force is proportional to the body's mass and inversely proportional to the body's masses quotient (so Force is equal to the body's mass quadratic?)
Impotent Force that affects the body is proportional to the body's size but the direction is opposite
Resonance Force that affects the body is mass times acceleration.
Body's acceleration is proportional to the consultant force and inversely proportional to the mass.
Force is proportional to the body's mass and inversely proportional to the body's mass.
Two body's with the same kind of charge can't always be friends because they have problems preserving the charge.