Birthday Game - This is funniest ever

[Iceboy]

I ate a gorilla because I hate myself :conf: :roll: :trust:

[Axel]

I fell in love with a homelessguy because i was in a mental hospital

and that homelessguy is the same guy who was singing "we are the monkeys" to pierce

[Matthew_Cipricla]

I gave my shoes to myself, because I hate myself.

WTF. i got a stupid one lol.

[stiffler2100]

I fell in love with a homelessguy because i was in a mental hospital

and that homelessguy is the same guy who was singing "we are the monkeys" to pierce

haha that guy scared the shit outa me. comes up to us "we are the monkeys!! we are the monkeys!! woo woo!"

he was a tramp with a broken arm..and was actually crazy. poor guy =\

[Duncan_James]

I murdered a permenant marker Because i cant control myself.

[Riley]

I fell in love with a mexican because i cant control myself.

Rofl  :hit:

[Andre93]

i kissed my pshyciatrist Because I was drunk.

[Cr4ig0]

I killed a mexican because i was high... 

[Goodblue]

I hit with a hockeystick becouse I cant controle my self. :out:

[WDoyle]

I kissed a hockey stick because i was mental

[Deagle]

I kissed a hockey stick because i was mental

rofl lol lmao 
its ok haldir, you were mental (were means past).. presently you dont seem to be mental