Worst Experience I've Lived Through

[Link9rly]

Friday (In school):
Principal calls on PA system. He makes a school wide announcement: "Teachers, please at this time, we are in a tornado drill. Please show your students to your shelter area in the classroom"
We get under a table that didn't have enough room for me, as I sacrificed it for my friends, and the teacher didn't know.
*About 30 minutes later

Principal comes on again with good news...and bad news: "Good job, everyone! But... we are in a tornado warning. Stay in the area you are in."
Tyler: Aw, man! My legs feel like crap!
Girl 1: You smell like crap
*I laugh a bit because her head is on top of Tyler's butt :roll:
*Police woman comes in room
Cop: Everything ok?
Teacher: Yes, ma'm
(Transmission from the cop's radio): TORNADO TOUCHED DOWN IN DOERUN! (about 10 miles from my area) ALL UNITS TAKE SHELTER!!!
*Cop goes back outside
*Students stare at each other in shock
Me: ...
P. Rod: Oh.... crap!
Me: And the day started great! Now, it, and my life, are gonna end!
P.Rod: I think we had a good life...even if we are 13 years old.
Me: Sorry if I have been a jerk, guys.
P.Rod: You actually never have been one
Me: Yeah right!
Tyler: I wanna say sorry too, and Carl, sorry we never officially started our band. Godspeed.
Me:Damn it!!! I know I have messed up in the past!! But this is Too Much!!!
*A group of girls hug and cry
Me: ♪When you were here before♪
♪Couldn't look you in the eye♪
*big boom from thunder
*2 girls stare with a sad face
*Girl 1 starts crying a bit
Me, Tyler, and Rod:♪You're so very special♪
*Boom
♪I wish I was special♪
*I stop singing; Tyler and Rod carry on
Me to girl 1: What's wrong, ☆☆☆☆☆☆?
Girl 1: My brother is at his house alone!
Me: I know he'll make it
Girl: Thanks
*Group of girls start singing Amazing Grace
*Wind starts getting stronger and louder
*I look at a friend who is in fetal position, crying, unprotected
Me: Screw this! Take this spot!  I never even had a future!
*Moves to let friend into his spot
Me: I...sniff...deserve this
*me looks at window, and sees it's pitch black
*Tears roll down my eye
Me to self: I hope my parents move on in life with me gone. I never actually did any good to them. I hope Argonath players can also move on in life. I hope Adam (R* Miami, in case you don't call him Adam), Jordan, Barbar, Snake, Tupac, all those people I mostly consider as friends, and not just RPers. I hope Sauron can see this and ban the tornado.
*me laughs a bit
*object crashes through window
*someone starts praying "Our Father"
Teacher: Let's pray everyone
(Sorry guys. Can't remember the prayer since I wasn't involved in it.
*door opens and closes due to strong winds
Me: This is really the end
*me faces down and cries
Teacher and students:...Amen.
*Tornado is audiable
Me: I hope that anyone who hates me is happy
*me doesn't grab onto anything and stares at the window crying
Me: I wonder were I'm going when I die as an atheist.
*me just shakes head when he feels winds pushing him a bit
Me: I'm about to find out...
(I really don't know what then happened, as I maybe collapsed)
*me has a flashback to happier times
(Unknown minutes later)
*me wakes up
Me: Umm... what happened?
Boy 1: You fainted
Me: At least we never died

School then continued.
The story I just told happened Saturday. It is all real, not made up, or out of a movie. I will finish the story tomorrow. Right now, it's 4 hours until school.

[Watti]

Grade 9 i do believe... umm... if there is a tornado warning in Australia.. they call the parents say.. Fuck ya pick ur Shit of a kid up... lol when Hamish was just next to bundy... i was going round school yelling and screaming.. AHH Fuck where gunna Diee!!!! lol u must be Faint hearted lol

Ive never fainted only knocked out... nothing realy Scares me.. not even tornados.. but spose different people have different reactions.. Next time.. say Fuck im still a virgin!! maybe you will get some ... im kiidding... no seriously..

but any way u must have missed a bit... unless the teacher is very cathlic or do u go to a cathlic school

[Link9rly]

lol! Funny. The thing was sucking me in bit by bit. And, at our school, teachers should not talk religiously. ZOMG!! 3 Am!!! I can't sleep!!!

[rJCaiG]

wow nice story i must say..happy you survived
the closest to a tornado warning we get in our school would be a fire..or someone with a gun coming in or some shit..if it was an earthquake like the one in the 1980's in newcastle, my school'd be screwed..old as shit and multiple stories..it'd be funny though haha

[TruthSvensson]

Me: I wonder were I'm going when I die as an atheist.

Hell, infidel... :devroll:
lol just joking  That must be bad to get caught by a tornado, it's nice there are no tornados here 

[Dmitry]

*I look at a friend who is in fetal position, crying, unprotected
Me: Screw this! Take this spot!  I never even had a future!
*Moves to let friend into his spot

That is so kind man, People like you are actually the only reason that I never lose hope.

[Altair_Carter]

t'd be funny though haha

How brutal you are, but i'd laugh at my school destroying too. Muahahahaha, never liked it.

WHen i was reading the story, i had some feeling that were so sorry about you...Gladly you survived.

[Fabio]

Link are you ok... :S?

[JDC]

Good thing you survived

The worst experience in my school was when someone stuck a scissors in the outlet, and the outlets throughout the whole building started short-circuiting and emitting sparks... we needed to use the fire extinguishers and the fire alarms were blaring, heh. One guy jumped out through a second-floor window because of panic and nearly broke his leg.

[Sirricharic]

Dam that sucks

[SargentJosh]

Grade 9 i do believe... umm... if there is a tornado warning in Australia.. they call the parents say.. f**k ya pick ur Shit of a kid up... lol when Hamish was just next to bundy... i was going round school yelling and screaming.. AHH f**k where gunna Diee!!!! lol u must be Faint hearted lol

Ive never fainted only knocked out... nothing realy Scares me.. not even tornados.. but spose different people have different reactions.. Next time.. say f**k im still a virgin!! maybe you will get some ... im kiidding... no seriously..

but any way u must have missed a bit... unless the teacher is very cathlic or do u go to a cathlic school

LOLWUT i live in the whitsundays, we were scheduled for 280KM/H winds, WE GOT FREAKIN 14KM/H winds, DONT TRUST AUSTRALIAN WEATHER CHANNELS....

[frozeneagle]

This soundd like fake, the teacher wouldn't let u just stand there infront of the window.. lol.i felt like reading a book

[Watti]

LOLWUT i live in the whitsundays, we were scheduled for 280KM/H winds, WE GOT FREAKIN 14KM/H winds, DONT TRUST AUSTRALIAN WEATHER CHANNELS....

know a chick named Morgan???

we got around 40-50 knot winds here.. i went sailing... :P

[SargentJosh]

know a chick named Morgan???

we got around 40-50 knot winds here.. i went sailing... :P

Yeh i know like 8 morgans lol last name?