Relationship advice

[Jubin]

anyone got the manual for this puzzle?
seems like a puzzle of one million pieces ...

Between the ages of 15-20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20-30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!



Between the ages of 35-40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40-50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50-60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60-70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

[Legolas]

Well... disco polo almost always works   

[Josef Prilo]

Well... disco polo almost always works   

Hello..'70 where along time ago.

Anyway, take her out on movie and on the Beach for a swim. Also, dont be afraid to show her for your friends!

[Legolas]

Hello..'70 where along time ago.

Not Disco of 70's but Disco Polo of 90's    and whats wrong if i have fun with 19 y/o songs and she like it too Whats my point? Dont try be cool, be yourself.

[Alsatian]

ROFL @ ChaNce

And about that girl I like, I got a kiss from her today, I was so happy and a bit nervous. It really does work, just give a girl some time to get to know you well, make her laugh, become good friends, and it all works itself out. 

[Davey_Rose]

Since monday I got a new GF, and Gia I can tell you, it'll all go automatically.
I also think and hope she plays hard to get.

Good luck! 

[The_Wolf]

Once a girl says "let me think about it", then your relationship will end up in a either a "friendship" or a "hey - hello" contact...
I know this from personal experience.

[l0lller]

When a girls says 'let me think about it', she's not interested and doesn't wanna hurt your feelings.

[rJCaiG]

I think that may be the case here :P

We HAVE been taken down to simple 'hellio' or 'hi', and not being able to talk much, due to retards going "HURR HURR U LIEK HER!!!", but i still talk to her on msn and shit.

i doubt i have a chance anymore, but it won't kill anyone to keep trying, will it?

[Gandalf]

Giacjr take advice from an old nerd.
If a woman tells you 'she will think about it' it means you are second choice and she will first try if the guy she likes better also likes her.
Instead of trying to get her to like you more, become real friends with her. She can teach you more about how women think and get you in contact with a girl that really likes you.

[rJCaiG]

I was waiting for your answer Gandalf, I knew you'd be the best help I could get.
I'll keep that in mind. I've already decided to stop the 'full on' approach for now, and just talk to her normally for a bit...thanks for the post <3

[JDC]

Between the ages of 15-20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20-30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!



Between the ages of 35-40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40-50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50-60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60-70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

More wise words from Jubin

Like several people including ol' Gandalf said, take the time to gain her trust... as for me lol I'm not (hey whotf edited this) experienced in the getting-along-with-girls field, since I'm still at the part where... never mind, that's not what we're talking about.

Good luck mate.

[Yihka]

I know its silly but:


What boys don't realize:

1. Touch her waist.

2. Actually talk to her.

3. Share secrets with her.

4. Give her your jacket.

5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.

7. Hold her.

8. Laugh with her.

9. Invite her somewhere.

10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.

12. Take pictures with her.

13. Pull her onto your lap.


14. When she says she loves you more, deny it.
Fight back

15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.

17. Kiss her unexpectedly.

18. Hug her from behind around the waist.

19. Tell her she's beautiful.

20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.

22. Tell her she's your everything - only if you mean it.

23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her

24. Make her feel loved.

25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!!!!*

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US

26. DON'T lie to her.

27. DON'T cheat on her(Duh?)

28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.

29. Txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you her.

30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.

32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.

33. Kiss her on the CHEEK; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her)

34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.

35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT

36. When people diss her, stand up for her.

37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.

38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.

39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.

40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible.

41.Make sure she knows shes loved.

43. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.

44. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.

45. Take her for LONG walks at night.

44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her

45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her;you'll never know when she needs just a lil more love.

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
-SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!

WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!

WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE
WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS

WHEN SHE'S SCARED
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY

WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS

WHEN SHE SAYS SHE COLD
-SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT


Can help you in the future

[Alsatian]

Lol, I am going to try some of the above!