Uncyclopedia : The piss take off Wiki... Very good reading :D

[rJCaiG]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Emos

[Jcstodds]

Emo Hitler is quite funny as well 

[Shifter]

Lol at Emo Hitler lol and  to the whole site 

[tiderman]

"Typical American"

 D)

[T r o j a n TM]

How to spot a fake Gangsta

^ fake fag gangstas like to play with toy guns ^

Naturally, the Gangsta lifestyle's totally unfounded popularity has spawned a large number of cheap knockoffs, most of which will try to pass themselves off as an actual gangsta. Luckily, a fake gangsta is easy to spot, and always has at least one of these characteristics:

    * Uses Wiki- and/or Uncyclopedia (For entertainment purposes -- real gangstas need the important info)
    * He might actually have money, in which case gangstas AND upperclass functional members of society hate him.
    * 3 feet tall
    * Raps about school life, dudes and all that bullshit
    * Uses wiki or uncyclopedia to find rhymes or ghetto slangs
    * Whiny
    * Never wears clothes that he didn't see in a rap video
    * White, maori or samoan
    * Trying to speak like a black person
    * From a suburban neighborhood
    * Frequently shouts, "Ice, ice, ice!"
    * Getting the shit kicked out of him by real gangstas.
    * Goes around and says he lives the so called "Thug Life"
    * Hits the target they were aiming at
    * Wears his hat sideways
    * Frequently sings White and Nerdy
    * Frequently sings Yesterday
    * Can read a book
    * Has an I.Q.
    * Has tits
    * Is white (with exception of M&M)
    * wears fake jewelry
    * uses the word, "word", word.
    * Wears a hat forward, WHOA DANG!
    * Pants up to his belly button
    * His shoes still have laces?? WTF!
    * His name might be Nick Macintyre (Gorilla)
    * Doesn't look like shit!
    * Doesn't want to destroy his life & amount to nothing
    * Has pierced his wrong ear/has a girlfriend that speaks just like him.
    * Is called Shree, Titch, or Nader
    * Has a nickname ending in 'z'- i.e. NAZ, SHAZ, SPAZ
    * Or Has a nickname ending in 'izzle' - i.e. MAHIBIZZLE

:ps: We get this all the time in my city!

[Gimli]

Emo Hitler is quite funny as well 

I can't find him?

[Jcstodds]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Emo-Hitler

Emo-Hitler can be seen many times giving speeches on Thursday shows; if not, he is working on his new band, Panic! at the Blitzkrieg. He is also happily married to his husband, Larry and molests small boys.

[Radagast]

Lol - that San Andreas thing had a quote at the top...

“In Soviet Russia, Car steals YOU!!”

    ~ Russian Reversal on Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

I discovered this site a while ago whilst bored during Franish class on my school laptop (shittiest piece of shit which everyone gets, good to surf though). There are LOADS of funny articles on there. Try clicking "Random" and see what you get.

[Jcstodds]

Topic of the day is usually very random lol