Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air
(only the first three episodes of season one)
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
Whoa, bel air entraces. Okay enough of shit, onto my guide.
***Gird3r's guide on being an admin***
Before I start telling the tale of admins (joke) I will say this.
Everyone on this earth can be a admin, it's just as simple as taking a screwdriver and screw that
screw into the screwed hole
Okay, nosense is over, but seriosly everyone can be a admin.
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Capitle one: Why would you be classified to be a admin/moderator/operator/lord of the slaves/Nvm.
Capitle two: So how do I work as an admin? Aka how do i abuse my awesome b& hammer?!??!??! Plz tell
me noa!
Capitle three: How come the users don't like me?
Captile four: Summary
{Capitle one: Why would you be classified to be a admin/moderator/operator/lord of the slaves/Nvm.}
+!Prolog time!+
Since the beggining of the internets there has been forums, webpages and other shit I wont list up.
All of these is nearly not succsesfull if missing the last piece.
THE ADMIN/MODERATOR/OTHER STAFF TEAM! Omg!!!11111!!
The head guy (the one running the place (summary of webpages etc we will call "place")) is working
24/7 to add crack to the site (good for everyone
)
He will need a team to help him maintain his site.
Warning! In reality the leaders are just probaly drinking or playing games while the admin team
works so be prepared to bring some food in case of emergency...
BOOM!
It becomes to much for the head guy, he needs a team. Omfg. Panic. Lol and so on.
The answer is "Reqruting".
+!End of prolog!+
Whopsidoe
Now what makes you qualified as an staff guy (staff guy summary of being admin/moderator/other staff
guy)?
A: You are patient
B: You are calm
C: You know what you are doing
D: You like jokes and can pull jokes
E: You paid the head guy money so you can sit on your ass all the day with a nice "Staff" title
F: Everyone except the E is right
Right answer? NO OF THEM LOLOLOLOLOL.
Don't belivie me?
Good, because i'm joking.
F is right, You need to be patient with your coustumers (visitors)
You need to be calm in even the most highest dangers (your visitors leaving to watch porn >
)
You need to be calm because if the server is falling or something emergency have happened, stressing
will make you unstable and result in not having the balls to keep things togheter (And again the
visitors will go watch porn ha ha. Joking.)
If you don't know what you are doing, then why applying for the job? You need to know everything,
rules, what to do at what time etc.
Yes, an admin without humor is a admin that will eventually send every single guy into the boredome
of hell. If you can't accept some humor and constantly want to be the internet tough guy that is
just as hard as an penis erection, then you wont suit for the job you are applying for. You will
just scare away your visitors and as they see no fun in coummunicating with an admin like you, you
wont be able to make friendships and thus it will all fuck up in the cyber shit, or if they find it
more intresting they go watch porn just because you kicked/banned a guy because he wanted to have
fun with you.
The thing is don't be so tight with the b& hammer. You need to know where the line is crossed.
Combine all these and you will be the god of admins (lol you probaly will do a better job, you can
trash the idea of being a god).
Oh and a last thing, you need to be mature and know where your own line is and do not cross it.
Balance everything, Don't be to hard nethier to soft.
{Capitle two: So how do I work as an admin? Aka how do i abuse my awesome b& hammer?!??!??! Plz tell
me noa!}
Okay here is a list on what you should not do.
1. B& everyone and say they was sending strange pictures when in reality they were just uploading
thier so KAWAII avatars.
2. Being an asshole.
3.????
4. PROFIT!
5. 3 and 4 is an meme (1 is a thing you should not do anyways).
6. Kicking a guy that said "Fuck your mom. warn them instead. Don't be so quick to fuck everyone
(remember A and B in the first capitle).
7. AFK
8. pull memes and 4chan jokes on the visitors unless they know wtf everything is all about.
9. not answering to users requests, don't sit there with your hard erection penis. help them.
10. Ehh you figure it out, i'm not a fucking baby sitter. Use your common sense.
So summary, use your common sense, check fact before acting, remember ABCD and remember, if you get
it on tape, you get it in cash (aka if you get it right, you get love from users).
{Capitle three: How come the users don't like me?}
Oh yes, why are the users not liking you?
There is a final solution to this:
ASK THEM WTF IS WRONG, AND DO USE CAPS BECAUSE EVERYONE LIKES CAPS.
Joking, but ask them why they don't like you. And try to modify how you act and action as an
admin/staff guy.
Wrong thing to do:
Admin: Hey, why the FUCK you guys don't like me, wtf i'm doing wrong?
User: Hey, wtf is wrong with you, you are angry to everyone
Admin: just fucking answer why you are picking on me, I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY FUCKING JOB!!! >
Cheese, gotcha. The thing here is, you are angry, you ask them with bad words, they become angry and
tell you to gtfo.
Right thing to do:
Admin: Hey guys, recently I noticed some here don't like me. Is there anything you see on me that
you think is not alright? If so just ask and I will do my best to do it better.
User: I was hoping for that you would ask that. Okay here it is bla bla bla.
Hopefully they will tell you what is wrong.
Summary, you used A and B aka being patient and calm to ask what is wrong.
Here have a cake.
{Capitle four: Summary}
Summary: Remember ABCD, remember common sense (use your brain), get used to admin rules and normal
rules. Interact with the visitors and make them happy.
Coummunicate, even be a normal user sometimes, again remember ABCD
There is so much more to learn about being an admin, but I leave you to discover that yourself.
It's a delicious cake you must eat it!
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