A nice joke :D

[legacysh0t]

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

[Amon Ra]

lmao I know that one, but instead of Bus Driver it's Taxi Driver.

[RailWayGuy]

LoL

[SargentJosh]

nice. heres one.


An older man was sitting at a bench in the mall watching a teenager who had spiked hair in all differnt colors; Red, Green, Blue, Orange. The man keeps staring at the teenager. The teen gets pissed off and walks up to the man and shouts "Whats your problem OLD MAN!, never done anything wild in your life?". The man doesn't bat an eye before he responds: "Got drunk once, had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

[Charm]

nice. heres one.


An older man was sitting at a bench in the mall watching a teenager who had spiked hair in all differnt colors; Red, Green, Blue, Orange. The man keeps staring at the teenager. The teen gets pissed off and walks up to the man and shouts "Whats your problem OLD MAN!, never done anything wild in your life?". The man doesn't bat an eye before he responds: "Got drunk once, had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Lol thats hilarious.

[RailWayGuy]

LoL