Rate the persons Joke Above you

[[KAOS]Markle]

Hi Guys,
Rate the Joke Or Funny Sentance Above you goes like this. You look at the persons joke they have posted above you and rate it, Then you will post your own joke Plus the answer.
Have fun

Ill Kick us of with a joke.

PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."

DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[Andeey]

10/10 AYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHMUAAHAHAH


A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.
A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error. Not long enough."

[JDC]

Too old. 4/10 for the effort.


One pleasant friday morning, a vacuum cleaner salesman walks into a house and throws a bucket of horse shit on the floor. He then says to the owner:

"Ma'am, if our vacuum cleaners cannot clean that up, then I will eat all of that horse shit."

The landlady then replies:

"Start eating, the power has been out since last Monday."

[Andeey]

7\10
One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."

[Fazzeh]

6/10

Kurrilbobkangazoot went to hospital

Kurrilbobkangazoot: I took a arrow to the knee.

Receptionist: "THAT JOKE IS SO OLD!!!" but as she looked at his knee she knew it was no joke..."Looks like you're gonna be a guard son".

Afew days later he became a guard and told everyone about  being a adventurer and how he took an arrow to his knee

[Andeey]

4/10

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

"What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.

[JDC]

6/10.

Another doctor joke:

Nurse: Why were you so depressed since the operation?

Patient: The doctor said a four-letter word!

Nurse: People cuss around here all the time, nothing new... but what was that four-letter word anyways?

Patient: "Oops".

[Rusty]

7/10.

How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

[Andeey]

7/10

Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.

One says to the other, "I'm sorry - I was looking for my wife."
"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."

"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

"She's tall, with long hair, long legs, firm boobs and a tight ass.

What's your wife look like?"

"Never mind, let's look for yours!"

[Oliver]

4/10


What's the difference between a n*gger and a sloth?

A sloth doesn't need rope to hang from a tree.

[Andeey]

5/10

Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was fuc**** Goofy