Funny/Annoying /sus reasons you guys have come across/gotten

[Dan_The_Noob]

name says it all,
post all the funny/annoying police /sus reasons you have come across

i'll start :P 

[HOBO]Ninja was suspected by (#NULL) for escaping from jail

yep thats right, i was finished with a 100 second jail one day few months back, and i got suspect and shot by a freecop for this

[Aragorn]

there is the whole topic - funny chat logs...

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