If murdered...
Hey, you know what? I understand that you're a totally unsociable jackass who would rather cause harm and condone people to their deaths rather than be at your home having sex with a lovely chick. Oh but wait, you're probably some sort of asexual or homosexual human being. And that's why we meet here today. You know, if you and I had met in high school, this would never happen. You seem like a pretty cool guy; what, with your short shorts and the pen in your pocket. Oh wait, is that your penis? Oh I'm sorry! I didn't mean to offend you. You know what? You're a prick, now you can just go ahead and kill me n-