Muffin Land

[ranger]

Across the world there are many diffrent things, diffrent lands, but one land is most exciting and weird. It's called Muffin land and its a land where baked goods are extreamly large and alive. The land is ruled over by a king, King Cannibal, a handsome and noble muffin. He is called King Cannibal, not because that is his name, but because he eats his own kind.

This is the King story of his journeys around the land, with his friends, who'll he'll probably eat and kill, after the joruneys are complete.

The king sits in his crumble cake castle, amoung many of his Muffin brothers and sisters. Dressed in blueberry silk and a banana nut staff in his hand. He stood up and looked over the servents "Today, I will leave this castle, to explore this land, taking to of my best servents with me," He steped down some crumbling stairs at the foot of the throne which he sunking down abit, " the great Ninja Muffin (Art. Ninja) and the Jester Muffin (Rufus)."

With those words he started for the door, but before he could reach the door Ninja Muffin was standing there waiting. Ninja muffin was wearing a black kimonos (A Heavy Robe), and a sun-hat. "King, I do not care that you are takeing me on this trip, but I would wish you wouldn't go."

Just then with a puff of smoke and loud laughing, the jester muffin apeared. "Lets go lets go, not time to wait, go go go!" Before the King or Ninja could say anything they were pushed out the large crumbling doors.

One large twinky horse was standing out side the doors waiting for the king to mount it. So the king did, but not with out trouble. The Jester and Ninja had to help the King up on to the horse because he fell off three times. "Ougf, Hehe King, eatting to many villagers, you weight a ton!"

"Shut up you fool or I'll have you thrown into the hot chocolate pits!" roared the king as he finally mounted the horse, which sunk in abit. He then kicked the horse in the back side and this scared the horse making it drop some creamfilling.

And off the three where, down the county side, on the first day in Muffin Land.