Favourite quote

[Cream]

"Sheiz Kopf Bananna Faggot" hell yea!

[Julio.]

'Presentations should be like a Womans Skirt, long enough to cover the subject, short enough to keep you interested.'

^ Epic

[Paco]

"How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom you are in..."

[Trey_Johnson]

Yippee ki yay mother f**ker

True that.

" Better lose a second from life , then life in a second."

  ( by some dude which I dont remember his name ).

[[SE]Dr_Pepper27]

So what if Americans are fat and lazy - if your terrible country's food didn't taste like dong - you would eat a lot more, too. Sure this country isn't perfect - our cheese is awful - our cars are junk - the American Dream is something only foreigners believe in - and the movie "The American" scored a 38% on the Tomato-meter. The US of A is still the greatest country ever stolen. We took it from the Indians - forced the Chinese to build it - and then made the blacks maintain it. For the record, I am not very comfortable saying "the blacks". Real patriotism means understanding that America sucks - but every place else is about 1000 times worse. We may catch a lot of flack from other countries - but when you're kicking ass and taking names since 1776 haters are gonna hate. Remember if Canada were really that great - it would be a state.
-Tosh


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