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Argonath Jokes

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Offline CloneTopic starter

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on: May 29, 2011, 02:00:12 pm
It's pretty fun to make jokes about argo, me and Janek were doing it on MSN.
Here's a few:

I'm so addicted to argo I go out in the street begging people for 5k.

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I would love to write the scripts for Casualty
I'd get all the medics driving around Holby going, "HEAL? HEAL?"

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I was caught speeding today, the policeman pulled me over and tried to fine me, I screamed at the top of my voide "ABUUUUUUUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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How about trying your own and posting them here!


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Reply #1 on: May 29, 2011, 02:13:55 pm
I laughed hard at the Holby one.....  :lol:

As a Welsh person I do say its a shame that Argonaths farms don't have sheep.

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Reply #2 on: May 29, 2011, 06:06:50 pm
I fail at jokes :(


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Reply #3 on: May 29, 2011, 06:29:07 pm
Quote from: Toxic on May 29, 2011, 02:00:12 pm

I was caught speeding today, the policeman pulled me over and tried to fine me, I screamed at the top of my voide "ABUUUUUUUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Reply #4 on: May 29, 2011, 06:33:36 pm
Gimli's:

"Welcome to argonath, where the pizza deliverer arrives faster then the police"

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Reply #5 on: May 29, 2011, 09:55:35 pm
Quote from: Twenty on May 29, 2011, 06:33:36 pm
Gimli's:

"Welcome to argonath, where the pizza deliverer arrives faster then the police"

i lol'd


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Reply #6 on: May 29, 2011, 11:29:03 pm
By sup3r and me : Welcome to argonath where freecops kill kidnappers faster than the whole SAPD


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Reply #7 on: May 30, 2011, 02:54:26 am
Quote from: SavioR88 on May 29, 2011, 11:29:03 pm
By sup3r and me : Welcome to argonath where freecops kill kidnappers faster than the whole SAPD
:D


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Reply #8 on: May 30, 2011, 03:37:51 am
Quote from: SavioR88 on May 29, 2011, 11:29:03 pm
By sup3r and me : Welcome to argonath where freecops kill kidnappers faster than the whole SAPD

Freecops are the ARPD runners  :razz:


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Reply #9 on: May 30, 2011, 07:58:47 pm
Quote from: SavioR88 on May 29, 2011, 11:29:03 pm
By sup3r and me : Welcome to argonath where freecops kill kidnappers faster than the whole SAPD

Welcome to Argonath, where Rafael and Flash kill the freecops faster than they kill the nappers.


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Reply #10 on: May 30, 2011, 07:59:21 pm
Quote from: RafaDK on May 30, 2011, 07:58:47 pm
Welcome to Argonath, where Rafael and Flash kill the freecops faster than they kill the nappers.
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Reply #11 on: May 30, 2011, 07:59:44 pm
inb4 shitstorm.


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Reply #12 on: May 30, 2011, 09:10:44 pm
Quote from: RafaDK on May 30, 2011, 07:59:44 pm
inb4 shitstorm.
What's "inb4"?!?!?

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