If ya'll be thinking of cruisin'n'bruisin'down da streets of Argonath, than ya'll betta check dis shit.
Now remember homies, to da fools that rule, drugs are bad, sex on da streets ain't legit n' jackin' hot wheels be sendin' them hot on yo' heels. Ya'll be snatchin' dem purses off da street or rapin' n'spreadin' disease, than ya'll betta be prepared to have some crazy assed, pissed off muthaf*ckers chasin'yo' ass fo'some blood.
If yo' name be sprayed with some orange shit then yo' ass be wanted, brother.
Them boys in blue gonna be comin' to take ya to da slammer so ya best be runnin' like da Flash or hittin' da pedal to da metal. Ya'll betta run rather than shoot as these are da most brutal muthaf*ckers in da whole of Argonath n' they be comin' all angles. If ya'll be gettin' all nervous with da cops closin' in then pop off a few rounds n' take those fools out. No fool wants to share a cell with some rapist clown.
Don't be hidin' in no bushes cause these guys got some hi-tech satellite navigational type-shit, but fo' some reason they can't see through wood so if ya need to lie low a building is a safe bet as ya'll go off their radar. Just don't be choosin' no big public place like a 7/11 or Ammunation as Babylon be all over dis shit.
Ya'll be all orange n' shit then ya'll be listed as one most wanted , muthaf*cker.
Ya'll be playin' with da big boys now, this ain't no minor league, bitch. These cops will hunt yo' ass to da ends of Argonath, ya'll be wanted dead or alive.
Course, if they be firin' at ya'll then don't let em disrespect ya'll with their bullets show em yo MAC 10, bitch n'â„¢ give them piggies somethin' to squeal about.
But ya'll got bigger problems to worry about. These cops be so mad at ya, they'll be coming with da whole muthaf*cking god damn USA Army. They be comin' in planes with missiles n' shit all aimed straight at ya. Ya'll best be stickin far away from Los Santos where da main cops be crusin'
Now remember, brother, it be dangerous in da hood. Cops ain't yo biggest issue, ya'll better be careful not to mess with da gangs that rule da cities underground. Ya'll f*ck with da wrong gang n' ya'll have more hits on ya than da only female on Argonath
Watch out fo da Mafia n da Triads n da random thugs around.
Da streets are scary man, if it ain't da Feds or organised crime, ya'll gotta worry about some crazy assed clowns on quads stalking ya at night n' gangbanging ya so hard n' fast, ya'll be bleeding before ya'll know what raped yo' innocent ass.
Ya gotta be warned. There be this thing on da streets they call deathmatch. Man, it ain't just da cops who'll kick yo' ass to kingdom come for takin' out a few innocent fools. There be da worst gang of them all, some silent assassin who go by da name of Admins. They be da fools that rule for real. They can send ya'll to jail or even kill yo ass from outta thin airor even erase ya'll for good.
If some fool be tryin' to kill yo' ass for no damn good reason then let this secret brotherhood know the perp. If ya'll use /admins ya'll get a direct line.
Don't be killin' these deathmatcher fools back or da Admins slappin' angry hands of death be comin' to spank yo' ass.
One last thing, homies. Ya'll see these pigs named Hank_Rafferty. John_Hafford, Luca_Scalise, [EsC]Decy, ya'll better be running for da hills because they are mothafu*in'bad asses, bike riding, gun toting, badge wearing, relentless god damn muthaf*ckers. All them piggies be flyin to yo spot from all angles before ya'll can say Wtf? Why am I in jail? I ain't done nuffin'!?
So keep it real, keep up da drug deal n' be watchin' yo back fo these piggas (they do exactly what it says on the badge)
Respect, mothafu*ka
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:ps: The original was on a forum, i changed some things, still looks genial to me
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