ok try this
What do you call a guy with no arms no legs in the ocean... Bob
What do you call that Man with no arms no legs on your Door Step... Matt
What do you call a chick with one leg... Ilean
What do you call her 2 Legged Friend... Nolean
What do you call her asian friend... Irean
What do you call a Black Baby (SORRY FOR RACIIZM)... 30 Seconds in a Microwave
What do you call a Lady that Can stretch Across the tennis Court... Anet
What do you call a Lady who needs a Shower... Aneta Bath
What do you call a Boat that has a 20% unautherized Crew increase.... HMAS Refuge