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on: June 29, 2013, 12:28:30 am
Ha-ha yesterday I were in club so here in Greece kids can't go out without some body over 18 with them I mean they can't go out after 22:00 so I were in club at around 11:52 I were drunk so the inspection have come by the cops a cop stands in front of me and he was asking me something I were so drunk that I didn't even hear what he says and I said what he ask's me again I say what he asks me again I say what so then he did with his hand you know like he is holding a bottle and drinking I directly told no I am not drunk he does the same thing again and shouts let me drink a little bit from your

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Reply #1 on: June 29, 2013, 12:31:24 am
...what?



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Reply #2 on: June 29, 2013, 12:33:49 am
Are you still drunk?



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Reply #3 on: June 29, 2013, 12:36:11 am
Are you still drunk?

No of course this happened yesterday

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Reply #4 on: June 29, 2013, 12:36:38 am
The only thing I understood is nothing.



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Reply #5 on: June 29, 2013, 12:37:01 am
haha yesterday i were in club so here in greece kids can't go out with out some body over 18 with them i mean they can't go out after 22:00 so i were in club at around 11:52 i were drunk so the inspection have come by the cops a cop stands infront of me and he was asking me something i were so drunk that i didn't even hear what he says and i said what he ask's me again i say what he asks me again i say what so then he did with his hand you know like he is holding a bottle and drinking i directly told no i am not drunk he does the same think again and shouts let me drink a little bit from your bottle and i told him okay and after this he left me lol..

Wow, 6 lines without a dot. I can't understand what the heck i just read.

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Reply #6 on: June 29, 2013, 12:40:04 am
Sober up, then try again mate. This might be an interesting story

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Reply #7 on: June 29, 2013, 12:54:59 am
Who's letter is that word not making sense on the interweb?

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Reply #9 on: June 29, 2013, 01:51:23 am
Periods and commas, use them!



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Reply #10 on: June 29, 2013, 02:19:41 am
check it up now run it through spell check

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Reply #11 on: June 29, 2013, 02:22:09 am
check it up now run it through spell check

Still without a single comma or period



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Reply #12 on: June 29, 2013, 02:42:38 am
Ha-ha yesterday I were in club so here in Greece kids can't go out without some body over 18 with them I mean they can't go out after 22:00 so I were in club at around 11:52 I were drunk so the inspection have come by the cops a cop stands in front of me and he was asking me something I were so drunk that I didn't even hear what he says and I said what he ask's me again I say what he asks me again I say what so then he did with his hand you know like he is holding a bottle and drinking I directly told no I am not drunk he does the same thing again and shouts let me drink a little bit from your
Brain fart..?


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Reply #13 on: June 29, 2013, 04:41:47 am


Ahahah sorry had to. Anyway, yeah try adding commas and full stops! It will help others read it better. (:


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Reply #14 on: June 29, 2013, 05:01:13 am
I kinda understood the story. Cop asked him to drink from his bottle? Something like that.
Well, I had some trouble with cops at yesterdays Revolution Fest. :3
Frisking me and my friends and we simply sang the chorus of
Lider - Vuci Me Za Tuki (Official Video)

Balkan ninjas will understand. :D



 


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