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Reply #15 on: January 11, 2014, 06:11:04 pm
God no.


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Reply #16 on: January 11, 2014, 06:18:06 pm
OMG not you...


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Reply #17 on: January 11, 2014, 06:26:19 pm
Hai Onotole  :bananav:


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Reply #18 on: January 11, 2014, 06:29:09 pm
HEY  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


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Reply #19 on: January 11, 2014, 06:29:42 pm
Oh no [ALS]Masa..  :pissed:


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Reply #20 on: January 11, 2014, 07:04:31 pm
Hey Onotole, I remember you!

You jailed me cuz I couldn't pay the taxes xD


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Reply #21 on: January 11, 2014, 07:10:46 pm
Welcome Back
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Reply #22 on: January 11, 2014, 07:14:04 pm
Where's my weekly dose of hardstyle?  :D


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Reply #23 on: January 11, 2014, 07:15:07 pm
WB
I remember you too, i was RPing girl who showed you one boob just not to pay high tax :lol:


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Reply #24 on: January 12, 2014, 01:34:24 am
Quote from: Chuck_Norris on January 10, 2014, 11:23:36 pm
Things changed for me, in a positive manner.

Things I did since i'm off argonath :

* Bought myself a ps4
* bought an appartment irl
* Had a surgery to remove my teeth and got myself a new pair (fake teeth, custom made)
* Banged my mom (not really)

Did you manage to sell that Samsung D600 in the end that you were playing football with in your room?

Oh, but you wish you did the fourth... ;)

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Reply #25 on: January 12, 2014, 01:43:18 am
I came.

"I'm nobody. I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine... and a straight razor-if you get too close to me." - Charles Manson

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Reply #26 on: January 12, 2014, 02:14:14 am
Quote from: Chuck_Norris on January 10, 2014, 11:23:36 pm
* Banged my mom (not really)

Why the f**k would you joke about that shit? You're f**king vile. You clearly have no respect for the woman who raised you from the day you were born and you should be shot.


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Reply #27 on: January 13, 2014, 09:40:49 am
calm down bro..

anyway, onotole, when's the first time you had sex?

i was 9, with my uncle.

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Reply #28 on: January 13, 2014, 02:01:12 pm
Quote from: Jack Rosso on January 13, 2014, 09:40:49 am
calm down bro..

anyway, onotole, when's the first time you had sex?

i was 9, with my uncle.

That's more normal than what he said.


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Reply #29 on: January 13, 2014, 03:03:15 pm
Welcome back, but keep inappropriate jokes away ;)

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