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Reply #15 on: December 07, 2007, 03:30:05 pm
You momma is so stupid, she got pregnant with you.

I aint santa... Ive got something for the bad bitches too.

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Reply #16 on: December 07, 2007, 03:40:46 pm
Your momma is so fat, that her blood type is Snickers. (not an ad btw)


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Reply #17 on: December 07, 2007, 04:25:44 pm
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Your mom goes fishing on de_aztec!!111


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Reply #18 on: December 07, 2007, 05:28:26 pm
Your mom is so fast she buys tampons in a carpet store when the are rolled;)




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Reply #19 on: December 07, 2007, 05:40:05 pm
Ya moms so fat that when she cuts herself, she bleeds gravy



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Reply #20 on: December 07, 2007, 05:55:41 pm
Ya mom is so stupid, that she taked me for being George bush.

Btw i don't really like this topic. As long i don't end in a flame war i'm okay with it.


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Reply #21 on: December 07, 2007, 06:09:44 pm
Quote from: Gird3r on December 07, 2007, 05:55:41 pm
Ya mom is so stupid, that she taked me for being George bush.

Btw i don't really like this topic. As long i don't end in a flame war i'm okay with it.
these are your mum jokes, this may be "flaming", but it for purely for humour and that's to both sides, don't get too excited about flame wars ;)


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Reply #22 on: December 07, 2007, 06:15:36 pm
Quote from: Gird3r on December 07, 2007, 05:55:41 pm
Ya mom is so stupid, that she taked me for being George bush.

Btw i don't really like this topic. As long i don't end in a flame war i'm okay with it.

Who cares... its in off topic  ;)


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Reply #23 on: December 07, 2007, 08:24:18 pm
yo momma so fat when she jumped in the sea she made free willy look like a tic-tac!


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Reply #24 on: December 07, 2007, 10:09:16 pm
Quote from: drib on December 07, 2007, 08:24:18 pm
yo momma so fat when she jumped in the sea she made free willy look like a tic-tac!
you callin' my momma fat?!

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Reply #25 on: December 07, 2007, 11:59:36 pm
this is just a topic of the one who finds the best Yo mama joke on google ! ^^, ... or seing it on Yo mama on MTV.. :alert"

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Reply #26 on: December 08, 2007, 12:05:35 am
your mom is so fat that she makes UNCLE PHIL look skinny!!

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Reply #27 on: December 08, 2007, 09:04:32 am
Quote from: Goldberg on December 08, 2007, 08:43:13 am
Your mama is so fat,when she sat on this http://www.bazars.net/UsersFiles/ProductImages/PR185.jpg (Dont know what its called in english :P),any hows it said Not 10 in a roll please . :pop:

English Plz.

'Yo mama so fat she uses sheep for tampons'.  :D

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Reply #28 on: December 08, 2007, 09:54:18 am
Not funny :/


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Reply #29 on: December 08, 2007, 10:29:56 am
Quote from: LillMumin on December 07, 2007, 11:59:36 pm
this is just a topic of the one who finds the best Yo mama joke on google ! ^^, ... or seing it on Yo mama on MTV.. :alert"
Yo momma on MTV is kewl  :cool:


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