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on: December 07, 2007, 01:48:11 am
Ok here I will host a Yo mama joke off

Rules:

1. You have to make your own jokes
2. the joke has to own the last one
3. if a joke cant beat the one listed in a day then a new, easy, joke will be posted by me.

My joke:

Your mom is so dumb when i saw her on the beach listening to a sea-shell i asked her what she was doing and she said, trying to hear the fish.

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Reply #1 on: December 07, 2007, 05:42:30 am
Yo mumma so fat she fell in love and broke it.


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Reply #2 on: December 07, 2007, 07:15:49 am
Your mother is so ugly that if she would go to the ugliest woman contest, then they would say: "Sorry, no professionals!"


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Reply #3 on: December 07, 2007, 07:35:46 am
Your mom is so fat that she will sing, "We are family.... Burger King, Mac Donalds and me".  :D


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Reply #4 on: December 07, 2007, 07:43:03 am
Yo mom so fat, she got married at McDonalds...

I aint santa... Ive got something for the bad bitches too.


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Reply #5 on: December 07, 2007, 08:04:24 am
youre mom is so fat that the mc donalds pay HER.. to not eat the whole stock!



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Reply #6 on: December 07, 2007, 08:08:51 am
Your mom is so dumb when i said "its chily outside" she ran out with spoon.

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Reply #7 on: December 07, 2007, 08:42:40 am
Your mum is so fat that when she walks in front of the TV I miss all the ads.



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Reply #8 on: December 07, 2007, 09:37:57 am
Your moms so fat... nvm, she's just fat...

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Reply #9 on: December 07, 2007, 12:32:31 pm
Your moms so fat... nvm, she's just fat...

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Reply #10 on: December 07, 2007, 12:37:22 pm
Your mum is so fat that when she sits on a bus seat the driver asks her 3 tickets.


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Reply #11 on: December 07, 2007, 02:27:15 pm
Your mother is so stupid that she calls you a son of a b*ch.


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Reply #12 on: December 07, 2007, 03:15:54 pm
You mom is so fat so when she wears a yellow shirt, people run after her yelling "TAXI"



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Reply #13 on: December 07, 2007, 03:21:26 pm
Your Mum is so fat.....

Question:  How many Moms you have?
Answer: 3



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Reply #14 on: December 07, 2007, 03:25:10 pm
You momma is so poor so when I ring your doorbell i hear the toilet flush!



 


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