Your mom jokes

[ODSTHelljumper89]

 Your mamma is so fat, she fucked 3 men at once.

[9r2e5i3k]

Yo momma is so fat that its easier to jump over her than go around her.

[Alsatian]

you callin' my momma fat?!

lol
yo mumma so fat when she stood on the scale....her phone number appeared

[Abraham]

well your mmumma's so fat when she stood on the scale... it broke.

[9r2e5i3k]

Your momma wanted something that goes 0-100 in less than 4 seconds for her birthday...


She wanted something like this:




but she got this:

[PMP]

Yo momma is so flat that its easier to jump over her than go around her.

edited it, now it makes sence 

[tiderman]

Your mom is fat.

[Claire]

Your mama is so fat when she sat on Game Cube it turned into Gameboy.
Posted on: December 11, 2007, 09:11:55 PMYo mama is so ugly she makes onion cry.

[John_Vaughan]

LMAO! The joke "Yo momma is so stupid that call you son of a b*tch" LMFAO!

Im not very good at jokes...

BTW, Is that all you know? "Yo momma is so fat..." Cant u make any other joke about mommas without "...is so fat"? Otherwise, this topic will be soo bored :/

[PMP]

"You're mumms p**** is so full of crabs that I'm expecting to open a shelfish restaurant in there"

[Abraham]

Your mom.

[PMP]

Your mom.

"your moms p**** is wide open that when I f***** her I had to get a tunneling license."

[Dave]

Your mums so fat she walked infront of the TV and you missed 3 weeks of Eastenders

[Abraham]

"your moms p**** is wide open that when I f***** her I had to get a tunneling license."

Dude... you suck!

[PMP]

Your mom is a virgin!