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Reply #45 on: December 11, 2007, 11:29:10 pm
Quote from: PMP on December 11, 2007, 11:26:20 pm
Your mom is a virgin!

Your mom has a penis  :wow: :razz:


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Reply #46 on: December 11, 2007, 11:32:12 pm
Ya and you've sucked it :P(no j/k i just had to do it perfect oppurtunitty)

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Reply #47 on: December 11, 2007, 11:33:10 pm
Quote from: Dave on December 11, 2007, 11:29:10 pm
Your mom has a penis  :wow: :razz:
those called tities your idiot! :lol:


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Reply #48 on: December 11, 2007, 11:34:23 pm
Obviously your blind then...cos then, your saying if THEY are tities, and i said PENIS, tities is plura, penis is singular, so now, ur mom has one tit  :D


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Reply #49 on: December 11, 2007, 11:55:33 pm
Quote from: Dave on December 11, 2007, 11:34:23 pm
Obviously your blind then...cos then, your saying if THEY are tities, and i said PENIS, tities is plura, penis is singular, so now, ur mom has one tit  :D
I lol'd IRL ^^ good one.

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Reply #50 on: December 12, 2007, 12:19:19 am
Quote from: Dave on December 11, 2007, 11:34:23 pm
Obviously your blind then...cos then, your saying if THEY are tities, and i said PENIS, tities is plura, penis is singular, so now, ur mom has one tit  :D
thinking...


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Reply #51 on: December 12, 2007, 01:15:14 am
Ya mum is so rich. That she had to use all her richness to get all the food she needed for her fat ass.


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Reply #52 on: December 12, 2007, 01:20:20 am
haha, made me laugh :D

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Reply #53 on: December 12, 2007, 07:37:45 pm
1. your mom like a Xmas tree, evryone hangs balls on her!
2. ure momma like a shotgun, one cock she blows!
3. ure momma so ugly she stuck her face outta the car window, and got arrested for mooning!


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Reply #54 on: December 12, 2007, 07:44:51 pm

My favourite:

Simon Cowell (English accent): Your mother is so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting her.


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Reply #55 on: December 12, 2007, 08:42:45 pm
Yo mom is so huge that when we got kicked out of our house for not paying the mortgage we had to store all our belongings in her layers on her chest (Flab) and the rest of us sleep in her leg flab oh ye  :cool:

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Reply #56 on: December 12, 2007, 09:32:22 pm
Your mom sings Zlad! in the shower. :cool:


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Reply #57 on: December 12, 2007, 09:36:31 pm
Quote from: jcstodds on December 12, 2007, 07:44:51 pm
My favourite:

Simon Cowell (English accent): Your mother is so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting her.
HAHAH


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Reply #58 on: December 13, 2007, 07:40:19 pm
2....

1. your momma like a Xmas tree, ppl hang balls on her
2. your momma like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on


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Reply #59 on: December 14, 2007, 05:45:06 pm
Yo momma so fat that even Deejay Trucking Company can Take her anyway..

Yo momma(Black Women, No racism here please ;) ) so stupid that she couln't stop cleaning her face because it was too dirty (Black - Dirty :rofl: )


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