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Reply #60 on: December 14, 2007, 07:52:04 pm
 :rofl:...........  :roll:...........hehe



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Reply #61 on: December 19, 2007, 11:59:35 pm
Yo Mumma so Dumb She tripped over a wireless phone

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Reply #62 on: December 20, 2007, 07:57:43 am
Yo Mumma so Dumb she tried to cook eggs with a Xbox 360(it works but only with the red ring of death :D)

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Reply #63 on: December 20, 2007, 12:02:43 pm
Yo Mumma so Dumb she tried to cook eggs with a Xbox 360(it works but only with the red ring of death :D)

Cool!
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Reply #64 on: December 20, 2007, 12:09:46 pm
yo momma so fat, that when she went out in high heels, she returned with flip-flops



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Reply #65 on: December 20, 2007, 10:35:10 pm
yo momma so ugly, even uglier than Wata (mwuahaha  :rofl:)



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Reply #66 on: December 21, 2007, 12:05:06 am
yo momma so ugly, even uglier than Wata (mwuahaha  :rofl:)
bwahahahahahhahaa  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ahhhh poor wata :P



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Reply #67 on: December 21, 2007, 01:07:47 am
yo momma so ugly, even uglier than Wata (mwuahaha  :rofl:)

 :cry: :( :cry:

That was harsh :cry:

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Reply #68 on: December 21, 2007, 05:11:21 am
lmfao

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Reply #69 on: December 22, 2007, 08:25:11 am
Hey. Ya mom is so fat. That when a muslim has to clean her before going have bed time, they drop her in the ocean.
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Reply #70 on: December 22, 2007, 04:24:20 pm
Hey. Ya mom is so fat. That when a muslim has to clean her before going have bed time, they drop her in the ocean.
(No offence)
I think you could have done without the muslim part :poke:



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Reply #71 on: December 25, 2007, 12:49:45 am
I think you could have done without the muslim part :poke:

I'm sorry if it offended.

New one:

Ya mum is so dumb, that when she cooks something, she uses a condom for cooking in.


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Reply #72 on: December 25, 2007, 12:55:24 am
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail



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Reply #73 on: December 25, 2007, 01:26:09 am
Yo Momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she blows  :)



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Reply #74 on: December 26, 2007, 09:18:29 am
Your moms so stupid...

I aint santa... Ive got something for the bad bitches too.


 


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