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Reply #15 on: December 17, 2014, 05:07:22 pm
Yep
What the power of mankind?


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Reply #16 on: December 17, 2014, 05:13:13 pm
Quote from: zidenhammouda on December 17, 2014, 05:07:22 pm
Yep
What the power of mankind?
Beer and bacon?


Why do Britishs live in Britain?


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Reply #17 on: December 17, 2014, 05:16:50 pm
Quote from: TiMoN on December 17, 2014, 05:13:13 pm
Beer and bacon?


Why do Britishs live in Britain?

Because they're allergic to mainland tea.

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Reply #18 on: December 17, 2014, 05:25:21 pm
Quote from: Rytuklis on December 17, 2014, 05:16:50 pm
Because they're allergic to mainland tea.

What is the definition of insanity?

RS5 XDDDDDDDD


Why did Jesus create the moon????


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Reply #19 on: December 17, 2014, 05:29:42 pm
cuz cows

how old are you?


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Reply #20 on: December 17, 2014, 05:38:58 pm
Quote from: ClownGuy on December 17, 2014, 05:29:42 pm
cuz cows

how old are you?

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Reply #21 on: December 17, 2014, 05:45:07 pm
testicles

Why are there school?


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Reply #22 on: December 17, 2014, 05:48:12 pm
Quote from: Axison on December 17, 2014, 05:45:07 pm
testicles

Why are there school?

It's a form of holocaust.

Huh?

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Reply #23 on: December 17, 2014, 09:55:43 pm
Nope.
What is sex?

Just keep digging for your true purpose in life! That is, of course, what you deeply want and have dreamed of your entire life! Just, don't waste it on becoming a replica of someone... We are really UNIQUE how we are.

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Reply #24 on: December 18, 2014, 08:11:42 am
Drinking Food

Where Do You Live ?


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Reply #25 on: December 18, 2014, 09:07:06 am
On a planet called Earth.

Would you kiss Justin Bieber?


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Reply #26 on: December 18, 2014, 09:15:06 am
Batman.

What's 184326+56916/2 ?

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Mr Cofiliano how can you deny that we had any relation or intercourse, while you are prosecuting me?

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Reply #27 on: December 18, 2014, 09:32:52 am
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Why am I here

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Possible crime: Doggie Smalls speaking, just wanted to send my biggest FUCK you to all the officers out there
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Reply #28 on: December 18, 2014, 09:33:12 am
Sandwich

when did you join school ?


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Reply #29 on: December 18, 2014, 09:39:18 am
Ecactly when i tackled Rooney                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       what is your favorite pet


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