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Reply #465 on: December 04, 2017, 11:12:43 pm
Quote from: Huntsman on December 04, 2017, 10:25:06 pm
Did you just asume his/her/it's gender?
Why is uni so fucking hard?
omg omg sry im a misogianyst piece of šhit i ran from gender studiz clasz bcs i thought i ahd morals not to raep i fond out im a feminizt after ol im a naturl born rapizt maed puerly 4 raping owman  :war: fenubuszts r smart asf dey uze faktual evidenz on da waeg gpa, pinek taks and moer


Are feminists stupid?
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Reply #466 on: December 05, 2017, 04:37:21 pm
Riggered in the hole.



Does I sk a dik?


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Reply #467 on: December 05, 2017, 04:59:20 pm
Yes (stupid answer) :)

Who smokes weed everyday
 :weed:


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Reply #468 on: December 06, 2017, 03:48:30 am
al3x_zaytev's channel > dateasterneuropean's

[R Lee Earmey voice] DO YOU SUCK DICKS?


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Reply #469 on: December 06, 2017, 03:51:00 am
What's the name of Pedro?


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Reply #470 on: December 06, 2017, 09:22:59 am
 :jackson:

What is love


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Reply #471 on: December 06, 2017, 10:34:29 am
A square is equal to B square,

Do you wear underpants?

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Reply #472 on: December 07, 2017, 03:36:52 pm
Let's go bowling and hate gravity!
What are you doing?

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Reply #473 on: December 07, 2017, 03:43:26 pm
Dogs suck their own dick.

Whats (pussy * dick) + anal ass = ?


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Reply #474 on: December 07, 2017, 09:02:02 pm
m = s/v

Big balls or digger bick


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Reply #475 on: December 08, 2017, 08:31:33 am
Quote from: SamirM on December 07, 2017, 09:02:02 pm
m = s/v

Big balls or digger bick
Obama.

9+10=21?


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Reply #476 on: December 08, 2017, 08:55:48 am
 :balance: :mad: :hah: :rofl:

you don't remov keabb, kebab removez you..


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Reply #477 on: December 17, 2017, 10:30:47 am
I am what I am.
Is my burger made out of gold?

Just keep digging for your true purpose in life! That is, of course, what you deeply want and have dreamed of your entire life! Just, don't waste it on becoming a replica of someone... We are really UNIQUE how we are.

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Reply #478 on: January 10, 2018, 11:52:20 am
Quote from: Vitorrio on December 17, 2017, 10:30:47 am
I am what I am.
Is my burger made out of gold?
Ananas

Define ''VCPD''


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Reply #479 on: January 10, 2018, 12:30:34 pm
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Ananas

Define ''VCPD''

Very challanging price detail

Where is Asia?



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