we all want an explanation

[Ivan_Dzeba]

I don't think this topic is really needed, it's useless. It was a joke dude, enough said.

[yaz000n]

You niggas got trolled. 

Ahahahahahahahahah ! Yeah we got trolled

[yaz000n]

I don't think this topic is really needed, it's useless. It was a joke dude, enough said.

But for me reading this wouldnt get in my mind as a joke

[RizzE.]

Dirty/offensive jokes???

DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE HENCE THE SPOILER!!

Spoiler for Hiden:

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids.

What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke.

What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None... he fell.

What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race.

I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!" "Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?" "See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."

A white woman and a black man are dancing at a club, and after a while things start to get hot and heavy. After some heavy kissing and petting, the woman makes the suggestion that they return to her apartment for the night.

When the couple arrives at the woman's apartment, they begin passionately kissing and undressing each other, preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant sex with each other.

However, the white woman, curious as she was, asked the black guy as he was taking off his pants, "before you take them off....is it true what they say about black guys?"

With a suave yet sinister look, he looked into her eyes and said "baby, of course." He then proceeded to stab her and ran out with her purse.

What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don't cry when I'm cutting up the hooker.

A guy goes to a whorehouse and tells the madam he only wants to spend 5 bucks. The madam thinks for a bit, then says, "Betsy. She's down the hall, last door on the left."

The guy walks down, sees Betsy -- she's not the best looking, but she would do. He puts it in and it's the worst feeling he's ever had on his dick -- like sandpaper and teeth. He pulls out and tells her. "Um. something's wrong, can you do something about that?" Betsy crinkles her face, then says, "Why of course! But it will run you another five bucks." She pockets the fiver and goes to the bathroom and is back in no time.

The guy puts it back in and now, it's the complete opposite: it's the best feeling he's ever had, and finishes in a flash. Panting, he asks her, "oh my god... that felt amazing... what did you do??" Betsy smiles, and says, "for the extra five bucks, I pick the scabs."

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose.

What's a Jew's biggest dilemma? Free ham.

What do Jewish pedophiles say? "Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"

What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger.

Three pregnant women are sitting in a doctors waiting room knitting. Mom 1 checks her watch and takes a pill "Vitamin C, good for mom, good for baby." Mom 2 takes a pill and says, "Vitamin A, good for mom, good for baby." Mom 3 takes a pill and says, "Thalidomide...I can't knit sleeves."

I would tell a Casey Anthony joke, but my mom would kill me...

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.

So I was balls deep in this guy thrusting as hard as I could when I reached around to give him a hand job. Guess what? That fucker had an erection. What. Queer.

The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in.

[Khm]

already stole it brus

[yaz000n]

Dirty/offensive jokes???

DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE HENCE THE SPOILER!!

Spoiler for Hiden:

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids.

What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke.

What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None... he fell.

What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race.

I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!" "Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?" "See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."

A white woman and a black man are dancing at a club, and after a while things start to get hot and heavy. After some heavy kissing and petting, the woman makes the suggestion that they return to her apartment for the night.

When the couple arrives at the woman's apartment, they begin passionately kissing and undressing each other, preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant sex with each other.

However, the white woman, curious as she was, asked the black guy as he was taking off his pants, "before you take them off....is it true what they say about black guys?"

With a suave yet sinister look, he looked into her eyes and said "baby, of course." He then proceeded to stab her and ran out with her purse.

What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don't cry when I'm cutting up the hooker.

A guy goes to a whorehouse and tells the madam he only wants to spend 5 bucks. The madam thinks for a bit, then says, "Betsy. She's down the hall, last door on the left."

The guy walks down, sees Betsy -- she's not the best looking, but she would do. He puts it in and it's the worst feeling he's ever had on his dick -- like sandpaper and teeth. He pulls out and tells her. "Um. something's wrong, can you do something about that?" Betsy crinkles her face, then says, "Why of course! But it will run you another five bucks." She pockets the fiver and goes to the bathroom and is back in no time.

The guy puts it back in and now, it's the complete opposite: it's the best feeling he's ever had, and finishes in a flash. Panting, he asks her, "oh my god... that felt amazing... what did you do??" Betsy smiles, and says, "for the extra five bucks, I pick the scabs."

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose.

What's a Jew's biggest dilemma? Free ham.

What do Jewish pedophiles say? "Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"

What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger.

Three pregnant women are sitting in a doctors waiting room knitting. Mom 1 checks her watch and takes a pill "Vitamin C, good for mom, good for baby." Mom 2 takes a pill and says, "Vitamin A, good for mom, good for baby." Mom 3 takes a pill and says, "Thalidomide...I can't knit sleeves."

I would tell a Casey Anthony joke, but my mom would kill me...

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.

So I was balls deep in this guy thrusting as hard as I could when I reached around to give him a hand job. Guess what? That f**ker had an erection. What. Queer.

The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in.

This topic is not asking to post those kind of jokes ! Please improve your reading ability

[Bruce.]

already stole it brus

hahaahahhaahhhahahaah 

[Gandalf]

I am aware that this year many people have been dissatisfied with how thing are going, and my absence is one of the reasons for that.
Recently we got news that some members were trying once again to start threats and try to take our players to their own community, or make demands based on possible attacks.

This was my answer to them.
You may complain about us being harsh on your misbehaviour and trolling.
You may complain weneed to give more attention to development.
You may complain about our leaders getting stressed out by the load of work and limits in access.

But never forget that none of us owners and none of the leaders make Argonath RPG.
YOU, the players make what it is. We only do what we can to provide you with a platform to meet people from around the world and have fun together playing different (or the same) games.
If you do not feel at home, nobody here forces you to stay. If you do not want to be here, go but do not think making a big deal of your leaving will help.
If you want Argonath to be better, try to help. Nobody may see how much you do or care, but you will know it and feel better.

The page during transfer way my evil sense of humour. For those of you who know the LOTR movies, at the time the King (HQ?) was possesed by Saruman in to unable to lead the kingdom and going in the wrong direction for the citizens.
Gandalf threw out the possesion of Saruman to rejuvenate the King and turn around the state of the Kingdom.

See this as symbolic for what may happen in the near future.
The ghost of the Sarumans and Orcs who hide in darkness hoping their actions and victory will kill Argonath will not get their reward.
Even if you do not see Gandalf for a long time, he will always return and return stronger.
Even if HQ sometimes gets old and stressed and makes mistakes, they are still the helpful and noble players they were when they got chosen, and by your support they are capable of great things.

Believe in us, as much as we believe in our players to be able to learn.
In Argonath you can make mistakes. The worst thing that can happen is getting banned.
When you make the same mistakes in real life it can cost you a lot more.

Take the opportunity to learn about others, see if you can realise your dreams and use your creativity to make great things and have fun.
Become a positive person, remove the hate and instead open yourself for others, it will reward you a lot more as sitting on your own hating the world.

My little scare was a wake up call, to show that I am still here, and we still care about each and every player.
And also to let you know that we are not dead. Yet.

[RizzE.]

This topic is not asking to post those kind of jokes ! Please improve your reading ability

Gee, thanks for telling me.

[victor2662]

Gee, thanks for telling me.

 

[Danny Soulson]

Ofc... Gandalf Would Stop a Train for us
If You werent with us, Argonath Would be dead already..

[Khm]

<nigga dat long text>

Come IG in each server and we will forgive you.

[Danny Soulson]

Come IG in each server and we will forgive you.

Only In our Dreams 

[Khm]

Only In our Dreams 

Won't be forgiven then. :P

[yaz000n]

I am aware that this year many people have been dissatisfied with how thing are going, and my absence is one of the reasons for that.
Recently we got news that some members were trying once again to start threats and try to take our players to their own community, or make demands based on possible attacks.

This was my answer to them.
You may complain about us being harsh on your misbehaviour and trolling.
You may complain weneed to give more attention to development.
You may complain about our leaders getting stressed out by the load of work and limits in access.

But never forget that none of us owners and none of the leaders make Argonath RPG.
YOU, the players make what it is. We only do what we can to provide you with a platform to meet people from around the world and have fun together playing different (or the same) games.
If you do not feel at home, nobody here forces you to stay. If you do not want to be here, go but do not think making a big deal of your leaving will help.
If you want Argonath to be better, try to help. Nobody may see how much you do or care, but you will know it and feel better.

The page during transfer way my evil sense of humour. For those of you who know the LOTR movies, at the time the King (HQ?) was possesed by Saruman in to unable to lead the kingdom and going in the wrong direction for the citizens.
Gandalf threw out the possesion of Saruman to rejuvenate the King and turn around the state of the Kingdom.

See this as symbolic for what may happen in the near future.
The ghost of the Sarumans and Orcs who hide in darkness hoping their actions and victory will kill Argonath will not get their reward.
Even if you do not see Gandalf for a long time, he will always return and return stronger.
Even if HQ sometimes gets old and stressed and makes mistakes, they are still the helpful and noble players they were when they got chosen, and by your support they are capable of great things.

Believe in us, as much as we believe in our players to be able to learn.
In Argonath you can make mistakes. The worst thing that can happen is getting banned.
When you make the same mistakes in real life it can cost you a lot more.

Take the opportunity to learn about others, see if you can realise your dreams and use your creativity to make great things and have fun.
Become a positive person, remove the hate and instead open yourself for others, it will reward you a lot more as sitting on your own hating the world.

My little scare was a wake up call, to show that I am still here, and we still care about each and every player.
And also to let you know that we are not dead. Yet.

You are right , we all believe in you , everything you said is right , you explained everything I want , we all should work for this community as I and all other players did and do.