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Reply #1275 on: February 17, 2010, 07:03:58 pm
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Reply #1276 on: February 17, 2010, 07:24:36 pm
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Reply #1277 on: February 17, 2010, 07:30:53 pm
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Reply #1278 on: February 18, 2010, 02:15:23 pm
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Reply #1279 on: February 18, 2010, 04:40:23 pm
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Reply #1280 on: February 18, 2010, 06:35:08 pm
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Reply #1281 on: February 18, 2010, 06:52:05 pm
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Reply #1282 on: February 19, 2010, 02:21:16 pm
cuz im cool



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Reply #1283 on: February 19, 2010, 03:27:04 pm
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Reply #1284 on: February 19, 2010, 04:33:12 pm
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Reply #1285 on: February 19, 2010, 04:38:06 pm
something something something

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Reply #1286 on: February 19, 2010, 05:30:02 pm
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Reply #1287 on: April 07, 2010, 06:47:19 am
Bumpity bump.

I was planning to make a compilation of the entire story but it turns out this thread is already made of several stories :lol:

So instead, I just got the first long one. Read how silly it sounds.

(Will compile the longest remaining story in the thread sometime)


First long story: Pages 1-8

 One gay day, in the closet, was hidden a gingerbread man called Rudolf the blue, but he didn't kicke his brother because he is a big, fat dumbass who thinks that he is better than everyone else like Zlad Vladcik, who is selfish like your mum, who is more fat than vlad, but smarter than my face because it would be like a toilet. But tiderman appeared to end all of existing intelligence. "Ha-Ha-Ha", laughed Mr. Ylisalajane who then, kicked the butt of his mother, who was a hooker and had a very, very big dick like me. "NO, just kidding" said the mother with the bigdick who rammed it up Wata's big teddybear, which then appeared out of a can of strawberry Yogi that smelled of pork then drank it and stick a... a Famas inside the ass of a really large big fatass hypocrite then said, "Hey, are you gay?" and also added  "cause I am not a one, also, I'm lier who does it with young boys that are hypocrites."

 After this, a monkey slapped some christmas bananas because it was very tasty, then he Nit... and he didn't notice the grannies on top of the orange mountains whho were ****ing the goats, that actually didn't **** each other, so they are still goats, but maybe something kinky will, to eat kinky because the Grandma put the Mr. Post-count-+1 and everybody died painful. Gandalf said to always remember that I like to scratch my balls and my pen*s but when girls have nice orgasms, I have too.- Legend: "Lol u do?"

Fin.

The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #1288 on: April 07, 2010, 06:57:33 am
New story. ;)

Once there was



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Reply #1289 on: April 07, 2010, 11:07:39 am
a perverted old



 


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