Bumpity bump.
I was planning to make a compilation of the entire story but it turns out this thread is already made of several stories

So instead, I just got the first long one. Read how silly it sounds.
(Will compile the longest remaining story in the thread sometime)
First long story: Pages 1-8 One gay day, in the closet, was hidden a gingerbread man called Rudolf the blue, but he didn't kicke his brother because he is a big, fat dumbass who thinks that he is better than everyone else like Zlad Vladcik, who is selfish like your mum, who is more fat than vlad, but smarter than my face because it would be like a toilet. But tiderman appeared to end all of existing intelligence. "Ha-Ha-Ha", laughed Mr. Ylisalajane who then, kicked the butt of his mother, who was a hooker and had a very, very big dick like me. "NO, just kidding" said the mother with the bigdick who rammed it up Wata's big teddybear, which then appeared out of a can of strawberry Yogi that smelled of pork then drank it and stick a... a Famas inside the ass of a really large big fatass hypocrite then said, "Hey, are you gay?" and also added "cause I am not a one, also, I'm lier who does it with young boys that are hypocrites."
After this, a monkey slapped some christmas bananas because it was very tasty, then he Nit... and he didn't notice the grannies on top of the orange mountains whho were ****ing the goats, that actually didn't **** each other, so they are still goats, but maybe something kinky will, to eat kinky because the Grandma put the Mr. Post-count-+1 and everybody died painful. Gandalf said to always remember that I like to scratch my balls and my pen*s but when girls have nice orgasms, I have too.- Legend: "Lol u do?"
Fin.