f**ked the clowns
with Uncle Grim.
Let's try another one, make it as weird as possible but please, avoid provoking and flaming and all kinds of rulebreaking. Just..make it funny!
By the way, this is the weirdest 3 word story that some dudes came up with!
Later he decided to go to San Fierro city. He arrived there and saw something, - an amazing diamond that costed a lot and looked like a gun with golden. The guy said "I got this jewel! And thinks this would get attacked by robocowboys and stoned chickens that came from hell, which were in heaven, but God banned the eggs they laid because they poked the god of poke me not, moved to SF and squeezed the eggs, but meanwhile the golden chicken was eaten by a fat monster that had aids since his birth or even earlier because he was spanked by his/her mother or father

-xcasio
New story: Once upon (a) time...