VC:MP Funny Chat Logs

[Morphine]

I used to fall asleep for 2-3 hours leaving VC on, that's when surprises strike most I guess.

[ZeRoX2]

lolz

[ferrari32]

I have a couple of chatlogs to post here today (:

So, this dude named "dude," was talking to this other dude named "ferrari32". Take a look at their conversation.

dude,: i wanna show you something
dude,: plz cum
ferrari32: but i wanna cum over

Now, that "ferrari32" wanted to smuggle.
When in fucks name did I say that O.o

ferrari32: anyone wana smuggle?
ferrari32: lets smuggle?
ferrari32: come on, lets smuggle
ferrari32: does anyone wana smuggle?

freestyle_WaLtEr: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you like it (:

[stormeus]

zewew: axxo
[VU]aXXo: ye?
zewew: i also made a repy in Setting property thread
[VU]aXXo: ok
zewew: ok wait
zewew: what r the minimum requirement for the mod
zewew: can mod add prop
[VU]aXXo: u need to be very active, helpful, mature, rgular
zewew: m regular active and helpful
zewew: axxo
[VU]aXXo: and u need to be playing argo with a clean record, no bans or an
zewew: whats the level of mod
[VU]aXXo: 2
zewew: what can admin do that mod cant do]
[VU]aXXo: ban
zewew: reelly
zewew: can they kick
[VU]aXXo: yes
zewew: can they check logs
[VU]aXXo: no
zewew: y?
[VU]aXXo: even admins cant check logs
zewew: so hwo can
[VU]aXXo: managers and scripters
zewew: well where can i appeal in forum
[VU]aXXo: VCMP General
[VU]aXXo: its a sticky topic
zewew: here is alot of apps but few of them r accpeted or declined and
zewew: all r in pending
[VU]aXXo: we dont deny apps
zewew: y?
[VU]aXXo: we just keep them pending
zewew: ooooooo
zewew: Why i will be pending and for what reason v?
[VU]aXXo: maybe after 4 years we think that you are a good player
zewew: y 4 years storm is accepted in 4 days <<-- LOLOLOLO
[VU]aXXo: in 2-3 months
[VU]aXXo: not 4 days
[VU]aXXo: and yes hes the scripter
[VU]aXXo: depends person to person
zewew: well axxo i just want to be n mod not amdin or managment
[VU]aXXo: mods usually get promoted to admin
[VU]aXXo: in like a month or so
zewew: ok may i appeal in forum
[VU]aXXo: yes u may
zewew: u told that i will be accepted after 4 years
[VU]aXXo: it was juts an example
zewew: but when i was properly ready fofr app so i will accpet in 4 day
[VU]aXXo: lol i dont know zewew
[VU]aXXo: btw klaus accepts admin apps
zewew: well if i app will u vote
[VU]aXXo: theres no voting
[VU]aXXo: u be admin if klaus says so
[R3]VCS: can mods dammage the game play?
[VU]aXXo: wat? wat u mean damage gameplay?
zewew: axxo
zewew: can
zewew: axxo
[axxo afks]
zewew: can mod change the color of car place.

*** [VU]aXXo has joined the server.
zewew: axxo
zewew: did u checked the hack report of marcell
[VU]aXXo: ye zewzew he desnt hack
[VU]aXXo: ok zewew ill email u if Klaus makes u a mod
zewew: where u mail me?
[VU]aXXo: on argo forum ok?
zewew: k but pM me in Argoinath or Mail me?
[VU]aXXo: both
zewew: to me or klaus?
[VU]aXXo: to u ofc
zewew: what u write in mail?
[VU]aXXo: "Congratulations zewew"
[VU]aXXo: "The Management has decided to prmote you a sa Moderator"
zewew: u will write this or i m accepted now? xD
zewew: ok
[VU]aXXo: IF klaus decides to make u a mod
zewew: when u talk about it to klaus
[VU]aXXo: today
zewew: axxo will u tell to klaus in  game or in foru about me?
zewew: ok i have sent u appeal in MSN accept it plz
[VU]aXXo: sure
zewew: can i change color of car and place  as in mod if i will mod
[VU]aXXo: no, u need to be a manger or scripter for that
zewew: ok acn add the property?
[VU]aXXo: no u need to be an admin for that
zewew: when i will promoted to admin afte r mod?
zewew: i m jsut FAQ
[VU]aXXo: after a weeke minimum
[VU]aXXo: but if u r really good, ull be promoted soon
zewew: if klaus declined me as mod then
[VU]aXXo: then u can wait to be accpted later

zewew: axxo
[VU]aXXo: ye?
zewew: well when u talk to klaus in mSN
[VU]aXXo: i will when he is online

[Ave]

[Marcell]

that guy is better than ayoub, really

[ZeRoX2]

omg, lol, what a dumbass. :P

[Morphine]

tbone's this guy I met on another server.

He's amazing <3

He always says "say wat".

Oh and Marcell, love the combination of suses. Did you sus them yourself? :P

[Marcell]

 /c idle everyone
*everyone's AFK*
/c sus everyone I'm too sexy for my shirt
*trollface*
 

[Klaus]

Lol I never noticed because by the time I returned I had lost my heat

[ferrari32]

Here's mine

In a race...
**I win the race**
aXXo: Congrats ferrari, here's your prize
**aXXo sends me 10 k**
aXXo suspected ferrari32:reason- Ilegal street racing
ferrari32: OMG
**aXXo killed ferrari32 (shotgun,body)
ferrari32: -.-

[ZeRoX2]

lol that really happend?

[ferrari32]

Weird guy


A while later...

[ZeRoX2]

^LOOOOOOOL FERRARI!!!
That chat logs made my day man! Thanks!

[stormeus]

He was ramming all over the place, flaming, and saying overall weird shit. Wait 'til Marc posts the kick reason