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Reply #60 on: April 15, 2009, 02:48:57 pm
ADVERT:Selling Drugs(weed)buy 1($10)its 100 percent legal trust me.
[R*]Dexter: its legal?
FrozenThrone: trust me
FrozenThrone: Want drugs cop?
COP1:!sus fro drugs

LOL a cop sus me  :cool:



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Reply #61 on: April 17, 2009, 08:04:08 pm
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BEFORE POSTING IN THIS TOPIC:
Any posts that AREN'T funny chat logs or relevant replies will be removed.
No off-topic.
If you see something wrong with someone's post, send a PM explaining the error to the author, or report to moderator/PM a board moderator.

As many people were constantly going out of the topic's objective (of 13 pages, only 4 pages + 1 post were funny chatlogs), such actions were taken. Pay attention to the rules quoted above from now on, please.

Eu corro fujo desta sombra / Em sonhos vejo este passado
E na parede do meu quarto / Ainda está o seu retrato
Eu quero ver pra não lembrar / Pensei até em me mudar / Lugar qualquer que não exista / O pensamento em você

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Reply #62 on: April 19, 2009, 08:13:39 pm
The_Don: wich button is right control ??


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Reply #63 on: April 20, 2009, 06:41:31 pm
Mr.Hyde: why cant i do cop commands
Mr.Hyde: ?
TeaM_JayL: skin bugged
TeaM_JayL: respawn
Mr.Hyde: k
Mr.Hyde: !respawn


Debating with idiots it's like trying to play chess with a pigeon - it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory.

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Reply #64 on: April 23, 2009, 11:55:46 am
***Drix wants a cookie
**Drix shouts : Gimmee a cookiee
***[WS]Marco : Omg
***[WS]Marco runs with his car
***Drix : Pill over Now !
Then we started laughing like hell ;p

Nother one

*Bank Robery*

***Drix shouts :Evryone Down now !!!
***Drix does an warning shit
***[WS]Marco : Omg there is shit on floor.
[WS]Marco : LOL
Drix : I mean shot


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Reply #65 on: April 24, 2009, 01:04:22 am
Quote from: JayL on April 17, 2009, 08:04:08 pm
As many people were constantly going out of the topic's objective (of 13 pages, only 4 pages + 1 post were funny chatlogs), such actions were taken. Pay attention to the rules quoted above from now on, please.

I'll start to issue warnings to people who insist on filling up the topic with such posts...

Eu corro fujo desta sombra / Em sonhos vejo este passado
E na parede do meu quarto / Ainda está o seu retrato
Eu quero ver pra não lembrar / Pensei até em me mudar / Lugar qualquer que não exista / O pensamento em você

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Reply #66 on: May 02, 2009, 03:48:15 pm
[WS]Salmonella: So what is pawn?
[WS]Salmonella: Anal sex tool?

:lol: :rofl:


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Reply #67 on: May 03, 2009, 04:35:13 pm
[WS]Leonardo:damm,14 suspect cases of AH1N1(Swine Flu) on Brazil
TeaM_JayL:pfff
TeaM_JayL:i fucked up a pig the arse and didnt get it
TeaM_JayL:j/k lol

**pm >> [WS]Marco is calling you!
**pm >>Type !answer to answer or !reject to reject the call
[WS]Leonardo:!accept
[Call] [WS]Leonardo: hi
[Call] [WS]Marco: SURRENDER
[Call] [WS]Marco: !hangup



Debating with idiots it's like trying to play chess with a pigeon - it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory.

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Reply #68 on: May 05, 2009, 09:17:48 am
Quote from: Leonardo on May 03, 2009, 04:35:13 pm
**pm >> [WS]Marco is calling you!
**pm >>Type !answer to answer or !reject to reject the call
[WS]Leonardo:!accept
[Call] [WS]Leonardo: hi
[Call] [WS]Marco: SURRENDER
[Call] [WS]Marco: !hangup

:lol:

Desert_Montana : Cya guys i'm leaving
Kent_Montana : Cya
Desert_Montana has left from server .
2-3 seconds later
Kent_Montana : ...
Kent_Montana died ( drowned )
Kent_Montana : He was flying my copter -_-


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Reply #69 on: May 17, 2009, 11:40:44 pm
TeaM_Daddy: its PONK
[UR]Fabio: PONK

xD


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Reply #70 on: June 01, 2009, 11:39:45 am
just look :)


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Reply #71 on: June 24, 2009, 03:58:19 am
>> ADVERT: ROBina's BANKing Services are now open for public! (Contact TeaM_Daddy, ID:5)

Find the subliminal :lol:

(The caps, I didn't make them. The caps were as is on the ingame ad lol :lol:)


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Reply #72 on: June 24, 2009, 10:58:03 pm
[WS]Marco: lol
[WS]Marco: nice
[WS]Marco: lol
Team_Fabio: Why do you "lol" at everything? :S
[WS]Marco: i dont know
[WS]Marco: lol
Team_Fabio: -.-

:lol:

Mr.Lolman at it again.


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Reply #73 on: July 08, 2009, 07:11:54 pm
Zoey_Montana checks the Montana's car for drugs.

Debating with idiots it's like trying to play chess with a pigeon - it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory.

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Reply #74 on: July 08, 2009, 07:18:13 pm
Quote from: Leonardo on July 08, 2009, 07:11:54 pm
Zoey_Montana checks the Montana's car for drugs.
she was a cop :P.


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