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Offline Hype

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Reply #660 on: February 28, 2016, 05:59:38 pm


Don't with the furies


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Reply #661 on: February 28, 2016, 06:24:16 pm
IT'S A PRANK BRO!! IT'S A PRANK!!   :lol:


Danks to Hype


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Reply #662 on: February 28, 2016, 07:25:41 pm
LOL at stalker's rage xD


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Reply #663 on: July 14, 2016, 05:45:54 am
[03:42:31] LALU: can you give me a rocket , minigun and tank i am not killing anybody
[03:43:18] LALU killed **NaxoKiller666** with a Pump-Action Shotgun (on left leg)



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Reply #664 on: July 14, 2016, 02:33:35 pm
[03:42:31] LALU: can you give me a rocket , minigun and tank i am not killing anybody
[03:43:18] LALU killed **NaxoKiller666** with a Pump-Action Shotgun (on left leg)
Coorection: infinite rocket, infinite minigun and tank* 

LALU: Tell me why Katappa killed Bahubali.
XkillerX: Because Katappa wanted to kill Bahubali.
LALU: Why?
[VU]aXXo: Because Katappa was a DMer.


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Reply #665 on: July 14, 2016, 02:47:28 pm
 :neutral2:

[VCPD Radio] Attention units! The smuggler yacht is on the move.
[VCPD Radio] Suspects: [NAR]Emerald, [NAR]Tibix, [NAR]Metal, Urmughan, ggmm, [DU]Orochi, ghiless0_02_to.
Nepko has left the server (Quit)
=AV=Hype has joined the server from Romania.
=AV=Hype: ITS HIGH NOON
[DU]Orochi: ..
Urmughan: shit
ghiless0_02_to: hype
Urmughan: hype is here


Don't with the furies


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Reply #666 on: July 14, 2016, 05:12:03 pm
:neutral2:

[VCPD Radio] Attention units! The smuggler yacht is on the move.
[VCPD Radio] Suspects: [NAR]Emerald, [NAR]Tibix, [NAR]Metal, Urmughan, ggmm, [DU]Orochi, ghiless0_02_to.
Nepko has left the server (Quit)
=AV=Hype has joined the server from Romania.
=AV=Hype: ITS HIGH NOON
[DU]Orochi: ..
Urmughan: shit
ghiless0_02_to: hype
Urmughan: hype is here
Expected "Hype-less" smuggle
More specifically "FBI-less" smuggle.
 :lol:

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Reply #667 on: August 25, 2016, 02:59:04 pm


Kurwa


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Reply #668 on: January 11, 2017, 04:23:12 pm
VCPD at it's finest



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Reply #669 on: January 11, 2017, 04:24:54 pm
omg... lmao



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Reply #670 on: January 11, 2017, 11:47:37 pm
VCPD at it's finest


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Macho man right here.


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Reply #671 on: January 13, 2017, 02:41:32 pm


Kurwa


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Reply #672 on: January 21, 2017, 08:30:15 pm


Kurwa


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Reply #673 on: January 21, 2017, 10:05:17 pm
 :rofl: :rofl:


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Reply #674 on: January 22, 2017, 02:41:52 am
[RSM]Dimitri_Zukhov: reap can I buy your house
Reaper: sure
Reaper: 3 millions

[RSM]Dimitri_Zukhov has disconnected from the server (Timeout)

A minute later...

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Reaper: yes
[RSM]Dimitri_Zukhov: your price scared my computer it crashed
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Reaper: lool



 


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