Quote something from when you were noob

[TheRock]

Hahahahaha 

Today I cought Bart Speeding... I warned him 2 times to stop the bicycle but he didn't listen to me... i tried to pm him... but when i tried to sent him the message he was in the LSPD... so as it's counted as Interior the system didn't allow me to pm him... and then he logged out :P... Bart was driving a Bicycle not the parked car in the pic :P



Speed Limits:
City=80 km/h
Other Roads 120 km/h
Highways Unlimited...

so Next time he gets online he must pay a fine of 75$ 

I feel really awkward.

[Loupidd]

I feel really awkward.

Xxdd freecopper

[Manoni]

this is actually my very first post

Gvardia Mob Application
In-Game Name: Manoni.
In-Game Age: 24.
Age in real life: 16.
List previous names you used: Manoni_Lc.
How long you been playing on Argonath? 30 Days.
Do you have license and passport? Yes.
List assets you own(house,car,bizz) 1.- House on Temple,L.s 2.- Sultan 3.- Sabre
Were you invited to join Gvardia, by who? I was not invited, I want to join.
How active are you? More than 12 hours Per Day.
In which time of day, do you play(CET)? I play 7 hours of difference of the CET Time But i play almost all day.
How much criminal experience do you have? I was working for the NBA so if you're asking if i know how to make crimes then i know and if is there something that i don't know, i can learn it fast.
Reasons for joining Gvardia? They're a good and powerful Family, They have respect and they give respect to others thats an important fact, They have control and they do alot of things, Looks like the type of Association Family than im looking for.
Your opinion on your RP knowledge? Its Easy for me to RolePlay I have good knowledge cause i have experience from other games.
What things are you specialized in? Driving,Guns,Deals.
List previous mafias/gangs/clans you've been in: NBA (National Balla Association).
Have you read ALL Gvardia Mob rules?: Yes.
Do you understand our rules of roleplay, NOT USING OOC/IC, not using brackets, spelling in chat, etc?: Yes.
If accepted, what will your name be with _GvardiaT tag? Christopher_Gvardia
Write a decent character story, to show us how serious into RP you are.
(character story must be 500 words or more) Christopher a child born in poverty with his two parents Alessandro and Cristina which they work really hard to get his son a good place. He was growing working and studying by his own his Father always told to him: Son you're going to be a great man you're destined for greatness and when that day comes im gonna be able to leave this world in peace. The time was passing and Christopher become a teenage boy he was already a smart one and he was strong and he had will because his breeding led him to be a man too soon. When his fathers died he knew it was the time to go and make a life on another place he got nothing left to do in that place; No family, no friends, nothing Just him and his opportunity to be somebody in the city. He arrives to Los Santos on San Andreas. He started to search for some work to do but he didn't get one. A year passed and with his 18 years old it was getting more difficult to find work; One Day he was walking on the street on Idlewood and he Stop at Gs9 to buy some food with the last money he got left and thats when 3 persons dressed with purple clothes enter to the store of the Gas Station to ask for the money on the cash register and they saw him. They asked to the little man if he was in the need of something and he respond: "I aint got nothing. No money, no food, no place to live." And then one of them ask to him if he wants work and the obvious answer was a Yes. he told to him: "Come with us, we're gonna get you some food and other clothes but now you're working for us and you're gonna stay with us." He agree to that and since that day he was working and hanging around with the Ballas of the Gs9 N.B.A. Years passed and he learns alot from the streets, how to live, how to work there, the people, the good and bad, and with all that he became a tougher person; he grow up he was now a man... a real man with his 22 years old and now a house and his own car with the N.B.A. One day he started to think if this was what he wants to do for the rest of his life. Being in a gang robbing cars, make wars on the street, robbing other people and that stuff; He start to reminds the words his father that he was going to be a great person in life and in that moment he decides that it's time to move on. So that day he talk with a friend he got there in NBA and he explain about he was thinking his friend knows it was right so he say goodbye to him and he left. Now with his 23 years old he founds a Family.. a Family that he wants to part of; He's asking to them for a chance to be there because he wants that oportunity because he wants to be what his father told him, and he knows that he's going to be that on the Gvardia's Family.

few days later

Hi there guys; Ok im going to be short and quicker um im going to be Inactive this week and maybe some days of the next week too, cause atm i don't have my laptop so that means im with no SA:MP im sorry for this but im having some troubles at home these days and.. well im not going to lie my dad punished me and he took my laptop so im screwed for this days xD im really sorry but im gonna find a way to return soon as possible, Thanks for understand again sorry and see you son

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Christopher_GvardiaT.

[AryaN]

alright its me Ankit IG name against the scammed of casino = travis_robinson
 1st Case

so Heres the story .....i had only 300k on me and i came to him to play 2x for that 300k. i sent 300k to him and then ask "300k 2x go?" he said" Go" then i got 6 and 4 = 10 and he said you are hacker and he back my 300k WTF? he must have to continue the game instead of giving back 300k . he said i am hacker becasue i got 10 and it was hard for him to win from me.


2nd Case
after it i bet 200k i asked" 20k 2x go?" he said "go" then i got 5 and 4 = 9 then he diced and got 1 it then he said " Hackers not allowed here and he sent my 200k back WTF again?He knows in both cases that he will lose thats why he said i am hacker and even he called me to play in casino.


SS here:  1st case SS here:






2nd Case SS here:

[Leon.]

[20:25:48] <Leon_Gvardia> (1) guys
 
[20:25:56] <Leon_Gvardia> (1) gonna go
 
[20:25:56] <Leon_Gvardia> (1) show my dad my report card
 
[20:26:00] <Leon_Gvardia> (1) wish me luck
 
[20:26:03] <Leon_Gvardia> (1) i did a shitty job

[20:26:09] <Leon_Gvardia> (1) i love you all so much

 

Sexy.

I will have your rectum cut in a full circle then turned inside out of your anus. Whilst you bleed out, I will proceed to give you painful flesh wounds and stab your kidneys.

[Bogomil]

Application 1. What is your in-game name? Gogo_BG] 2. What are your previous in-game names? fliper12 , [GD]Fliper , Gogo_Gotti 3. What will your in-game name be with the CorleoneT tag? Gogo_Corleone 4. Why do you want to join the Corleone Mafia? I'm looking for family for role play...i saw corleone and they are good with that. 5. Do you have any RPG experience? If so, how long? 1 year 6. How long have you been playing on Argonath RPG? 1-2 months 7. How long and when are you usually online? 2-10 hours daily...when i start school will be 1-3 hours daily 8. Have you ever been banned? If yes, for what reasons? Hack for money ( i was newbie), "cool story bro" 9. Do you have any previous group experiences? If yes, in which groups? [GD] and verry little time with Gotti 10. Do you have any specialities? Which? It's strange but i am good with RP dm...I make fantastic bussines deals. 11. What are you trying to achieve while being a Corleone mobster? I'm gonna learn more RP 12. What is your character background/history? - 13. Where did you hear about the Corleone Mafia? I saw them in game 14. Do you agree with following the family rules and orders from your superiors? yes

Look at 8,10 and 12

Leon, you haven't changed a lot since then.

[Bruce.]

I love the background story. Very creative.

[Brian]

It's from the trashcan so I've just taken a screenshot

[Astaroth]

I. What is your In-Game name?:DavidGedzo
II. What are your previous names?:David
III. Which nationality are you?:Macedonian
IV. Why do you want to join Tattaglia Family?:I respect them as Family.
V. How long you have you been playing on Argonath RPG? 8 days
VI. Rate your RP knowledge: 6/10
VII. Do you have any specialities?:Killing
VIII. List of previous gangs/mafias/groups?: / / /
IX. Have you got license and passport?: Yes
X. List the assets you own, cars houses and businesses?: Only 1 Motorcycle
XI. Were you invited to join Tattaglia(If yes by who?)?:i wasn't
XII. Have you read our rules and do you understand them?:Yes
XIII. Will you follow rules and orders from superiors?:Yes
XIV. What will be your name with tag _TattagliaT?:David_Tattagliat
XV. Write a story of your RP life.(Minimum 200 words):
* DavidGedzo gives license and registration to the officer
2./me Takes out keys,Unlock the house, Steps in
3./me Takes out M4
4./me Handshakes Someone.
5./Me Starts Shooting
6./Me Rolls Window down
7./me Knocks on the window
8./Me Takes out a cigarette
9./Me Starts Smoking the Cigarette
10./Me Walks in LSPD
11./me Kills [Someone]
12./Me Accepts the Weed And Takes out wallet
13./me Gives the money To [Someone]
14./Me Accepts the Knife [Someone] Gave him
15./Me Kills the Fireman
16./Me Takes out a Knife and Stab [Someone]
17./Me Takes out a shotgun and Gives It To [Someone]
18./Me Didn't Sucess Killing [Someone]
19/Me Gets arrested for a murder
20./Me Gets Killed by [Someone]



u want some rp fam? This is not the oldest since i registered like 6 times here, but shit I was special.

[Shorty.]

this is actually my very first post

few days later

HAHA, This is awesome, Manoni 


My first Application Obviously a newbie 

1.Your in-game name:Waka_Flocka
2.Phone Number In-game:forgot it
3.How Many months have you been in Argonath?:3 months
4.Do you have a valid passport and a license?:yes , i have
5.Rate your Driving Skills [1-10]:9
6.Rate your RPing Skills 10
7.Do you agree with our rules?:yes
8.Why shall we accept you?:because i love the rping jobs and i would do something good  to this company , and it might help me with money.

Signed,waka_flocka.
[Your Name]

[Vomit.]

  /l gimme ur email i send you my aimbot gg wp

[TrojanTM]

Something along the lines of.  "why you fucking kick me" lol

I wish I could see my chat logs from MTA VC.

[Wake]

Probably my first message in public chat 2 minutes after I joined SAMP and spawned in Blueberry
"How do I get to city? I see nobody" ( and 20 seconds after a drunk Wdoyle crash his helicopter and kills me so I did /q ) 

[Cyclone]

punches the topic up again

"How can I be a mechanic?"