Little Havana SCREW THIS!

[Klaus]

Thanks for the screwdriver.

[Rapture]

Prices have been changed due to the owner being in trouble with taxes. The SCREW THIS! Staff doesn't take itself responsible for this, just the owner himself.

- Hammer $55
- Knife $125
- Katana $350
- Harpoon $500
- Chainsaw $800

[Klaus]

No more screwdrivers? So how am I meant to SCREW anything???

[Rapture]

Hey, you bought your damn screwdriver, alright?!
It has warranty so go use it!
Sincerely,
SCREW THIS! Staff

[Klaus]

Yeah, but I need a smaller one now.

[Rapture]

The owner has heard your complaints and has ordered special diamond encrusted screwdrivers with tips that don't break.
Limited two week warranty at a discount price of only $349.99!

[Klaus]

Limited two week warranty at a discount price of only $349.99!

Screw that... I'll head over to Tooled Up instead.

[Huntsman]

Go back to SAMP boards, you're not playing here.

People with inferiority complex like you are precisely why I don't

[brian1996]

People with inferiority complex like you are precisely why I don't

Yea, keep crying to admins about things you don't like. That will surely solve the problem.

[Traser]

Stop the provocations - Warnings are issued.

[Salmonella]

Prices of Harpoon and Chainsaw lowered yet again! Screw This, Little Havana provides the highest quality harpoons and chainsaws for the lowest prices in the entire city!

Currently: $250.- for a Harpoon with 60 arrows     |     $500.- for the loudest and most powerful Chainsaws in the entire state of Argonath!

[Salmonella]

We've just received a new batch of chainsaws and improved Harpoons! The price has gone up, although ever so slightly. We still offer our hardware at a bargain; 50% cheaper than our competitor in Washington Beach, 'Bunch of Tools'!

So remember, when in need of hardware to get ANY job done, come to SCREW THIS in Little Havana!

~Vice City Mainland's only hardware shop~