Getting rid of a smartphone - my own little personal experiment

[Teddy]

Damn son, you savage! I'm the type of guy to go clubbing, grab a bit of ass and take her home. There's no clubbing at 3pm

It's fine to take them home just as long as they know when they wake up it's time to leave. Besides, if this mystical beach place exists the place I'd be staying at would be right on the beach. mmmm paradise for real.

[TrotlDebilni]

Just take her into plam trees and do her there. Why wait for night?

Jesus Teddy hahaha

This topic reminds me of my wish to find somewhere in the world with a nice beach and a fully stocked bar... and no f**cking internet service. I really do need a break from it all.

Last december after my grandfather died I and my family inherited a farm in croatia, it's in the middle of nowhere next to a river, he brewed his own beer and made his own schnops, he has no internet connection there, there is barely any signal, it makes for the perfect vacation spot/hide dead bodies of your defeated enemies spot.

.. dude.. you really need this, the first time I stayed there for vacation for two weeks I felt refreshed, and than came home and realized I missed a huge Reddit scandal where /r/fatpeoplehate was banned and some shit..

Basically yeah, you need a break, you need a good long break some times.

[Kaze]

It's fine to take them home just as long as they know when they wake up it's time to leave. Besides, if this mystical beach place exists the place I'd be staying at would be right on the beach. mmmm paradise for real.

Teddy's savage tonight - She can leave AFTER she prepares my breakfast, utilize her as much as you can! #protips

[Luke]

Teddy's savage tonight - She can leave AFTER she prepares my breakfast, utilize her as much as you can! #protips

Washes the clothes and irons them, something my mum was meant to do like 3-4 hours ago.

[Teddy]

Jesus Teddy hahaha
Last december after my grandfather died I and my family inherited a farm in croatia, it's in the middle of nowhere next to a river, he brewed his own beer and made his own schnops, he has no internet connection there, there is barely any signal, it makes for the perfect vacation spot/hide dead bodies of your defeated enemies spot.

.. dude.. you really need this, the first time I stayed there for vacation for two weeks I felt refreshed, and than came home and realized I missed a huge Reddit scandal where /r/fatpeoplehate was banned and some shit..

Basically yeah, you need a break, you need a good long break some times.

Sounds nice af.

Teddy's savage tonight - She can leave AFTER she prepares my breakfast, utilize her as much as you can! #protips

I don't normally have breakfast but when I do it's gotta be fresh eggs with bacon, and it's gotta be made just right.

[Huntsman]

Look at all the Casanova's here 

[Julio.]

Sounds like Casanova got less ass than Ted.

[FARQ3X]

Sounds like Casanova got less ass than Ted.

Daaaaaym