Ad for tools! Wow so good!

[danigold1]

*YOUR NAME HERE walks around town, seeing an ad legally placed on the city's message boards every so often, it reads:

NORTH POINT MALL'S TOOLSHOP HAS LOWERED ITS PRICES!!
The North Point Mall's tooled Up is selling TOOLS! For pretty goddamn cheap! It has lowered its prices to be the lowest in Vice City*!

Our Menu:

• Harpoon for 300 ARD - Hookshots!
• Katana for 375 ARD - These replicas were delivered to us for LARP purposes, we don't know why the arrived, this isn't even a tool, but we just sharpened them like crazy and now we are selling them anyways!
• Chainsaw for 747 ARD - The cheapest in the city*!!!!!
• Screwdriver for 35 ARD - With this in your hand you'll wanna screw everything in sight you'll be questioning your sexuality!
• Hammer for 40 ARD - Good heavens would you look at the time.. ITS TIME TO BUY FROM OUR SHOP!

So why not get wood and do it yourself this weekend?
Say hi to the owner while you're at it, hes really nice and could help you pick the best piece for your task!

*_{While still staying profitable to the owner.}

[Kessu]

Good heavens would you look at the time..

Goodluck!

[Kowalski.]

Good heavens would you look at the time..

Good luck Dani! Hope for your success!

[danigold1]

Goodluck!

Thanks! I definitely had your sig in mind when i wrote that