Fire doused off in NPM toolshop thanks to LIQUIDation

[danigold1]

*You are sitting at Tarbrush Cafe, when an Indian firefighter comes towards you, he seems emotional. He gives you a note, it reads:

NORTH POINT MALL'S TOOLSHOP IS LIQUIDATING ITS ASSETS!!

WE ARE PRACTICALLY GIVING OUR STUFF AWAY!
The North Point Mall's tooled Up is sick of all the TOOLS! Grab em' before they're gone! In order to celebrate the dousing of the fire, It has lowered its prices to be the lowest in Vice City*!
WE GOTTA REPAY THOSE BRAVE FIREFIGHTERS SOMEHOW SO WE DECIDED TO SELL EVERYTHING ASWELL.
LIMITED TIME OFFER!!! WE ARE ALMOST OUT!

Our Menu:

• Harpoon for 100 ARD - Feed your addiction for CHEAP! SO MUCH HYPE!
• Katana for 65 ARD - These replicas were delivered to us for LARP purposes, we don't know why the arrived, this isn't even a tool, but we just sharpened them like crazy and now we are selling them anyways!
• Chainsaw for 350 ARD - The cheapest in the city*!!!!!
• Screwdriver for 20 ARD - With this in your hand you'll wanna screw everything in sight you'll be questioning your sexuality!
• Hammer for 25 ARD - Good heavens would you look at the time.. ITS TIME TO BUY FROM OUR SHOP!

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ASHES! BUY THESE TOOLS! I DON'T WANT THEM ANYMORE!




*_{WTF is wrong with the owner? He's losing SO MUCH MONEY!}

[Nomel714]

damn boi sexy water everywhere

[danigold1]

damn boi sexy water everywhere

HOT WATER 

[Hype]